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« Reply #15 on: March 22, 2010, 03:46:55 PM »

I think the 2nd number 12 speaks better wog than the first one!

oh and shoulder guards are different.
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« Reply #16 on: March 22, 2010, 04:08:07 PM »

I heard the best one yesterday.

Comment from owner to wife who has some interest in said motorcycle.

"there were so many Desmo's out there Saturday they were like assholes, everyone has one"

retort,

"yes but some have shinier assholes than others"  Grin
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« Reply #17 on: March 22, 2010, 05:12:58 PM »

ahaha awesome, just looked up finocchio

It's fun to learn curse words in different languages.
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« Reply #18 on: March 22, 2010, 05:42:39 PM »

Yeah thanks I will probably get the sack now:

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« Reply #19 on: March 22, 2010, 09:47:25 PM »

You think that guy looks like one of these  Huh?



I can't see the resemblance  Huh?
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« Reply #20 on: March 22, 2010, 11:37:07 PM »

LOL, the reminds me of a story that Bron told me about Italian language school.

Like good wogs, the first topic of conversation to teach was food (of course) and the teacher proceeded to describe lots of differing vegetables and their names - well low and behold when she started describing fennel, Bron started sniggering, which started a chain reaction of muted laughter from all the people in the room who perhaps had heard the term finocchio used to describe something perhaps more fruity than vegetable..

Suffice to say, teacher made a mental note of all the dirty boys and girls who had been exposed to Italian street slang for later use. (we have a very useful street slang language book in our library for anyone wanting to head to Italy - it teaches you how to insult people in lots of different ways)
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« Reply #21 on: March 23, 2010, 08:51:39 AM »


has it got 'fika stretta

              vino purro

              katso durro' sorry nick.i grew up with an itie.he taught me bad words.i also grew up with a leb,spaniard,
                               mauritian and a south africaan.all bad. Lips Sealed             
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« Reply #22 on: March 23, 2010, 09:06:03 AM »

(we have a very useful street slang language book in our library for anyone wanting to head to Italy - it teaches you how to insult people in lots of different ways)

We might need to borrow it some day ... but you don't need Italian street slang to be able to insult people in Italy
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« Reply #23 on: March 23, 2010, 02:22:12 PM »

has it got 'fika stretta

              vino purro

              katso durro' sorry nick.i grew up with an itie.he taught me bad words.i also grew up with a leb,spaniard,
                               mauritian and a south africaan.all bad. Lips Sealed             
mamma mia, che lingua sporca !!

ahem, it's usually stronzo durro & cazzo on it's own. Either way, just be sure to employ the right hand signals for added emphasis.(I'm sure there's a web site) oh and the ever useful... ma va fanculo...

anymore, borrow Nick's book or just ask!
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« Reply #24 on: March 23, 2010, 04:17:31 PM »

Yeah thanks I will probably get the sack now:

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It's a link to urban dictionary (it was the first thing Google gave me when I looked it up). UrbanDictionary doesn't *sound* nasty, so I reckon you have plausible deniability. If not, I can write your boss a note.
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« Reply #25 on: March 23, 2010, 06:23:13 PM »

Embarrassed

It's a link to urban dictionary (it was the first thing Google gave me when I looked it up). UrbanDictionary doesn't *sound* nasty, so I reckon you have plausible deniability. If not, I can write your boss a note.
now, remember when you write that note to use all the wog swear words above. His boss can't look them up, so all should be good !  Wink Grin
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« Reply #26 on: April 15, 2010, 06:49:21 PM »

I'd have said the difference was about 10 degrees.
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« Reply #27 on: April 15, 2010, 07:09:30 PM »

I'd have said the difference was about 10 degrees.

Are you sure that it is not six degrees of separation?  coffee
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« Reply #28 on: April 16, 2010, 12:00:21 AM »

And apparently I now own the #65 one.
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