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Started by Monsterlover, March 24, 2010, 04:28:38 AM

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Monsterlover

March 24, 2010, 04:28:38 AM
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Oldfisti

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March 24, 2010, 04:37:01 AM Last Edit: March 24, 2010, 04:39:32 AM by alfisti
Sweep the leg, Johnny.


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It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Monster Dave

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March 24, 2010, 06:03:57 AM Last Edit: March 24, 2010, 06:09:45 AM by Monster Dave
Everyone needs a role model:



Unfortunately:

Goat_Herder

#3
March 24, 2010, 09:23:03 AM
Why did these 2 guys feel the urge to take off their shirts in the middle of the fight/wrestling match?  Is there any advantage gained by going shirtless?  Is it for intimidation?  to prevent over heating?  one less thing for the opponent to grab on to?   ???
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Randimus Maximus

#4
March 24, 2010, 09:27:40 AM
I see potential from this guy!

Grampa

#5
March 24, 2010, 09:29:13 AM
staged
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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Monster Dave

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March 24, 2010, 09:43:21 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on March 24, 2010, 09:29:13 AM
staged

Gee you think??


And Wrestling is REAL too!

Vindingo

#7
March 24, 2010, 02:51:30 PM
Quote from: Goat_Herder on March 24, 2010, 09:23:03 AM
Why did these 2 guys feel the urge to take off their shirts in the middle of the fight/wrestling match?  Is there any advantage gained by going shirtless?  Is it for intimidation?  to prevent over heating?  one less thing for the opponent to grab on to?   ???

I would have to say that there is an advantage.  It is one less thing for the guy to grab, get in your own way (over your face) or get choked with.  Usually there isn't time to take ones shirt off before a fight, but if there is, I would deffinetly take mine off.  This claim was reinforced many times by my ex-con wrestling coach.  I have done it a couple of times and it also stops from getting blood on your clothes or a chance for them to get ripped.   [evil]  [bang]   [leo]   :-[ 

djrashonal

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March 24, 2010, 03:25:41 PM
Quote from: Goat_Herder on March 24, 2010, 09:23:03 AM
Why did these 2 guys feel the urge to take off their shirts in the middle of the fight/wrestling match?  Is there any advantage gained by going shirtless?  Is it for intimidation?  to prevent over heating?  one less thing for the opponent to grab on to?   ???

aerodynamics  [thumbsup]
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DW

#9
March 25, 2010, 03:47:30 AM
Sadly, he did appear to be the winner out of those altercations...

If the term winner could be applied to anyone on that show, which is doubtful.

redxblack

#10
March 25, 2010, 04:43:00 AM
the only downside of shirtless fighting is the increased chance of a purple nurple.

Vindingo

#11
March 25, 2010, 04:44:20 AM
WOW, I totally didn't watch the video before because I was at work.... WOW that was AWESOME!  

Kung-Fu chop FTW!  

I couldn't understand the first minute of what that dude was saying!

Randimus Maximus

#12
March 25, 2010, 05:30:27 AM
Quote from: Vindingo on March 25, 2010, 04:44:20 AM
I couldn't understand the first minute of what that dude was saying!

I don't think Jerry could either.  ;D

IZ

#13
March 27, 2010, 03:40:24 PM
drunken monkey vs. drunken hillbilly style

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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

Kopfjager

#14
March 27, 2010, 06:42:47 PM
You mean you don't have one of "Diemon Dave's" training videos?



Kung Fu Hillbilly - Training Video



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