Community effort storytime

Started by KnightofNi, March 25, 2010, 09:41:05 AM

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Mike_D

Quote from: bobspapa on March 25, 2010, 12:38:52 PM
"Bleach" he laughed out loud.... "I hated that album." 

Pleased with his wry sense of humor, John picked up his pearl-handled straight razor from the sink, and after tasting the familiar metallic tang of blood and steel, wiped it clean on his faded Kurt Cobain t-shirt. 
2008 S2R 1k.  Black.  Pazzo Levers, 14 t front sprocket, CRG Hindsight LS mirrors, Cycle Cat Frame Sliders,  Oberon open clutch cover and gold/black EVR pressure plate, full Arrow exhaust with reflashed and mapped ECU, tail chop with gold Rizoma Avio 21 turn signals, Ohlins rear shock and Rizoma fluid reservoirs.

RAT900

Quote from: Mike_D on March 25, 2010, 03:01:30 PM
Pleased with his wry sense of humor, John picked up his pearl-handled straight razor from the sink, and after tasting the familiar metallic tang of blood and steel, wiped it clean on his faded Kurt Cobain t-shirt. 

His smug smirk twisted into a grimace when the stabbing pain in his sphincter reminded him of what Officer Ruth Blaylock had done to him with her billy club during their romp in bed, her lifeless body rolled in the carpet bore mute testimony to his displeasure
This is an insult to the Pez community

Speedbag

Thinking back, John recalled that Officer Blaylock once playfully said, “I want you to make the beast with two backs me like you hate me”.

“Can do”, John replied with a smirk.
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

herm

Quote from: Speedbag on March 25, 2010, 04:21:45 PM
Thinking back, John recalled that Officer Blaylock once playfully said, “I want you to make the beast with two backs me like you hate me”.

“Can do”, John replied with a smirk.

and he did. with emphasis on the hate. all those years spent serving as Jobes man friday poured out. when he was spent, she was a shadow of her former self
This map is upside down, the plan is written in crayon, and the weather forecast is from 2011.

Mike_D

Quote from: herm (not herb) on March 25, 2010, 04:41:53 PM
and he did. with emphasis on the hate. all those years spent serving as Jobes man friday poured out. when he was spent, she was a shadow of her former self

But still alive.  That had been two years ago.  Before the blackouts.  Before the dreams.
2008 S2R 1k.  Black.  Pazzo Levers, 14 t front sprocket, CRG Hindsight LS mirrors, Cycle Cat Frame Sliders,  Oberon open clutch cover and gold/black EVR pressure plate, full Arrow exhaust with reflashed and mapped ECU, tail chop with gold Rizoma Avio 21 turn signals, Ohlins rear shock and Rizoma fluid reservoirs.

NoisyDante

Before the . . . dammit, the neighbors kids were in his backyard again.  "Hey, get off the damn shed!  Livingston!  Fetch my pellet gun!"
'07 695 Dark - Quat-D Ex Box exhaust, gold S4 forks, Woodcraft Clipons, CRG levers, KTM headlight, Motodynamics taillight, 14t sprocket, CRG LS mirrors, flamethrower, the usual refinements.  * struck down by a hippie in a Prius on September 22nd, 2010.

Pip

When he turned around to scold Livingston for his lack of urgency, he was stunned to see his butler face down in a claret river of his own blood pouring from the 12 gauge wound in his skull.
"You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology."

Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?

RAT900

Quote from: Ghostly Pip on March 25, 2010, 07:12:37 PM
When he turned around to scold Livingston for his lack of urgency, he was stunned to see his butler face down in a claret river of his own blood pouring from the 12 gauge wound in his skull.

Stunned by the sight of the carnage around him, his mind searched desperately to recall events but the last thing he could clearly remember was washing back three doses of Lunesta with a tumbler of Bombay Gin, glancing at his watch that was now 18 hours ago.
This is an insult to the Pez community

Mike_D

Quote from: RAT900 on March 25, 2010, 09:14:15 PM
Stunned by the sight of the carnage around him, his mind searched desperately to recall events but the last thing he could clearly remember was washing back three doses of Lunesta with a tumbler of Bombay Gin, glancing at his watch that was now 18 hours ago.

"Don't be such a pussy," Jack chided.  "It's not like you haven't seen blood before.  I never liked him anyway with his smug arrogance and cold eyes. And damn if those kids aren't making a hell of a racket out there."
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KnightofNi

Quote from: Mike_D on March 26, 2010, 01:41:38 AM
"Don't be such a pussy," Jack chided.  "It's not like you haven't seen blood before.  I never liked him anyway with his smug arrogance and cold eyes. And damn if those kids aren't making a hell of a racket out there."
Those damn kids...He had to teach them to stay out of his yard, but there had been too much bloodshed already.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

corey

Then Jack chimed in again..."John, it's a brand new day. Have at it." The pellet gun simply wouldn't do. John made his way over to the walk-in closet.
When all the land lays in ruin... And burnination has forsaken the countryside... Only one guy will remain... My money's on...

NoisyDante

Jack was the guiding light, the sagacious voice of guidance and purpose, and John was the vessel capable of carrying out Jack's directive.  He was Jack's contemptuous smile, his authoritative pledge, he was the one who spewed ash on the world.
'07 695 Dark - Quat-D Ex Box exhaust, gold S4 forks, Woodcraft Clipons, CRG levers, KTM headlight, Motodynamics taillight, 14t sprocket, CRG LS mirrors, flamethrower, the usual refinements.  * struck down by a hippie in a Prius on September 22nd, 2010.

Mike_D

Quote from: NoisyDante on March 26, 2010, 07:36:14 AM
Jack was the guiding light, the sagacious voice of guidance and purpose, and John was the vessel capable of carrying out Jack's directive.  He was Jack's contemptuous smile, his authoritative pledge, he was the one who spewed ash on the world.

Walking to the back of the small closet, John traded the double-barrel 12-guage in his hand for the black AR-15 assault rifle standing in the corner.  "Now we're talking," Jack said, as John headed for the back door.
2008 S2R 1k.  Black.  Pazzo Levers, 14 t front sprocket, CRG Hindsight LS mirrors, Cycle Cat Frame Sliders,  Oberon open clutch cover and gold/black EVR pressure plate, full Arrow exhaust with reflashed and mapped ECU, tail chop with gold Rizoma Avio 21 turn signals, Ohlins rear shock and Rizoma fluid reservoirs.

Pip

Quote from: Mike_D on March 26, 2010, 08:48:24 AM
Walking to the back of the small closet, John traded the double-barrel 12-guage in his hand for the black AR-15 assault rifle standing in the corner.  "Now we're talking," Jack said, as John headed for the back door.

Before he reached the back door, he craned his neck to take one last look at the Barrett .50 cal, and with a knowing grin said, "Not now honey... I'll save you for later."
"You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology."

Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?

NoisyDante

Realizing he was was stalling, he turned and left the room, stepping lightly over the body of Officer Blaylock still rolled up in the oriental rug, and his butler, whose blood cascaded down the marble stairs like a crimson waterfall.  John exited the villa, took twelve paces across the lawn, and raised the sight to his eye.
'07 695 Dark - Quat-D Ex Box exhaust, gold S4 forks, Woodcraft Clipons, CRG levers, KTM headlight, Motodynamics taillight, 14t sprocket, CRG LS mirrors, flamethrower, the usual refinements.  * struck down by a hippie in a Prius on September 22nd, 2010.