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Author Topic: The Official DMF WTF!!!! Thread  (Read 110694 times)
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« Reply #510 on: March 13, 2013, 12:29:18 PM »
On my lunch I took off for a bicycle ride, where I saw a severed cat head on the side of the road.     I'm a cats lover, I don't even like the one that lives in my house but what kind of sick SOB does that?
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« Reply #511 on: March 13, 2013, 11:01:00 PM »
Quote from: spolic on March 13, 2013, 12:29:18 PM
On my lunch I took off for a bicycle ride, where I saw a severed cat head on the side of the road.     I'm a cats lover, I don't even like the one that lives in my house but what kind of sick SOB does that?


Maybe just a coyote?
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« Reply #512 on: March 14, 2013, 07:26:55 AM »
< It looked like my picture, that is, if I looked like a cat. Just a clean cut.  It could have been a coyote, I've seen deer in that area, but my gut says no. It's very close to a bunch of high density housing.
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« Reply #513 on: March 14, 2013, 08:14:40 AM »
I suspect you're right. Seems like the more I deal with people, the better I like coyotes.
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« Reply #514 on: March 14, 2013, 08:36:47 AM »
Quote from: spolic on March 14, 2013, 07:26:55 AM
< It looked like my picture, that is, if I looked like a cat. Just a clean cut.  It could have been a coyote, I've seen deer in that area, but my gut says no. It's very close to a bunch of high density housing.


If it looked free of blood, and if there was a ring of a flap of skin hanging beyond the  "meat" of the neck, then that could indicate that the cat was eaten.  I'm not a veterinary coroner, just speaking from sad experience.  If the skin and meat are mostly flush with one another, then there may be a sick bastard out there.  I would at least alert the local humane society.
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« Reply #515 on: March 17, 2013, 07:28:03 PM »

While browsing ebay... a sales representative selling himself disguised as a 1960's Ducati ad? popcorn

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Circa-1960s-Motorcycle-Sales-Representative-/290878164638?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item43b9b08e9e#ht_500wt_1182
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« Reply #516 on: March 17, 2013, 07:33:01 PM »
I think that's a creative way to get your name out there.
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« Reply #517 on: March 18, 2013, 07:16:32 AM »
"... an intricate part of his life..."

I suppose given the complexity of motorcycles that's literally true, but I suspect he meant "integral". Details matter when one's trying to market oneself.
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« Reply #518 on: March 18, 2013, 08:08:21 AM »
Regardless... until Ducati figures out it's motog frontend issues, the guy is better served posting he once sat on a Honda.
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« Reply #519 on: March 19, 2013, 08:57:00 AM »
According to my highly calibrated Dog-leg measuring device, there is now about 8" of snow in my driveway.

WTF!!
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« Reply #520 on: March 20, 2013, 08:21:57 AM »
Quote from: herm on March 19, 2013, 08:57:00 AM
According to my highly calibrated Dog-leg measuring device, there is now about 8" of snow in my driveway.

WTF!!

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« Reply #521 on: March 20, 2013, 11:45:33 AM »
birds of prey will also do that...I find the occasion bunny head in my neighborhood and we have lots of falcons or hawks or whatever around these days...no coyotes yet
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« Reply #522 on: March 27, 2013, 04:58:46 PM »
I think this belongs here...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2dllo85ZSUk#!
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« Reply #523 on: March 27, 2013, 06:37:49 PM »
Good call! ^^^ WTF??
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« Reply #524 on: March 27, 2013, 07:27:04 PM »
Meanwhile, in Estonia...   laughingdp
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