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Author Topic: The Official DMF WTF!!!! Thread  (Read 110745 times)
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« Reply #525 on: March 27, 2013, 08:11:19 PM »

They probably got paid for that.

I'm in the wrong business.
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« Reply #526 on: March 27, 2013, 08:28:31 PM »

I'm in the wrong business.

This is correct.  You should be making suppressors.



























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« Reply #527 on: March 27, 2013, 08:35:36 PM »

Yeah, yeah
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« Reply #528 on: April 06, 2013, 09:52:29 AM »

http://www.wmur.com/news/nh-news/After-resignation-many-in-New-London-support-police-chief/-/9857858/19640536/-/qc3duu/-/index.html

Looks like our police chief just earned himself a spot in the WTF thread........
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« Reply #529 on: April 08, 2013, 02:13:05 AM »


bet he has 1 hell of a photo album
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« Reply #530 on: April 09, 2013, 07:06:46 PM »

Why was there a barely used stick of butter, still in its wrapper floating in our pond in our locked and fenced backyard today? 


I wasn't the brand we use either.

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« Reply #531 on: April 10, 2013, 08:50:26 AM »

Why was there a barely used stick of butter, still in its wrapper floating in our pond in our locked and fenced backyard today? 


I wasn't the brand we use either.

JM

backyard butter bomb?
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« Reply #532 on: May 31, 2013, 10:13:22 AM »

http://weirdcreative.com/what-can-you-say-about-this-talent-408/
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« Reply #533 on: May 31, 2013, 11:03:32 AM »

Uuh...Mental floss? lol Grin
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« Reply #534 on: May 31, 2013, 11:17:05 AM »

I have seen that done with spaghetti...but a condom...ew   vomit
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« Reply #535 on: May 31, 2013, 11:24:33 AM »

I guess ribbed for her pleasure wouldn't work here.
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« Reply #536 on: May 31, 2013, 07:03:35 PM »

Why was there a barely used stick of butter, still in its wrapper floating in our pond in our locked and fenced backyard today? 


I wasn't the brand we use either.

JM

Oops.

Sorry dude.
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« Reply #537 on: June 08, 2013, 06:10:37 AM »

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« Reply #538 on: June 09, 2013, 08:05:31 AM »

I am not a fan of stupid television but I got sucked into watching Americas Got Talent the other night.  Thinking watching all the weirdo's would be fun this one really weird guy just has to be seen.  It truly belongs in the WTF thread.  Let me know what you think.  Oh and the guys name is "Special Head"..........

http://www.youtube.com/embed/ltdYifMB8z8
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« Reply #539 on: June 09, 2013, 08:25:39 AM »

That was cool as hell
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