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« Reply #255 on: August 06, 2010, 07:10:26 AM »

On top of the world and moist?

Maybe he means eager to bury his face in something red and wet but knowing it's not going to happen because he'll never get through all the barriers.
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« Reply #256 on: November 25, 2010, 08:40:35 AM »

just noticed that my truck had an unusual sag on the drivers side front. closer inspection revealed BOTH leaf springs cracked at the leaf spring perch?!?!?!

WTF??
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« Reply #257 on: November 25, 2010, 02:29:51 PM »

Ford?

















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« Reply #258 on: November 25, 2010, 07:51:09 PM »

Isn't this a Chrysler 300C?


























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« Reply #259 on: November 28, 2010, 04:24:03 PM »

just noticed that my truck had an unusual sag on the drivers side front. closer inspection revealed BOTH leaf springs cracked at the leaf spring perch?!?!?!

WTF??
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\re open rant

turns out i need new front brakes AGAIN too (new rotors and pads)....luckily they are within warranty, and my new Ford dealer is an upstanding one.

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« Reply #260 on: December 01, 2010, 11:23:55 PM »

\re open rant

turns out i need new front brakes AGAIN too (new rotors and pads)....luckily they are within warranty, and my new Ford dealer is an upstanding one.

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we put new brakes on our Fords with every oil change...serious

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« Reply #261 on: December 02, 2010, 04:58:34 AM »

we put new brakes on our Fords with every oil change...serious



that has a little to do with what they are being used for (a reflection of how they are driven perhaps?)
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« Reply #262 on: December 02, 2010, 05:37:52 AM »




It would make absolute sense in North Korea
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« Reply #263 on: December 02, 2010, 10:06:38 AM »


It would make absolute sense in North Korea
including the guy with the lego man head holding the shock stick?
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« Reply #264 on: December 02, 2010, 03:15:30 PM »

Nut cracker mask?
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« Reply #265 on: December 02, 2010, 04:22:11 PM »

Nut cracker mask?

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« Reply #266 on: December 07, 2010, 09:59:14 AM »

including the guy with the lego man head holding the shock stick?

That is North Korea.
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« Reply #267 on: December 07, 2010, 03:03:11 PM »

OK, not sure if this should go in the "know what I hate" or the WTF thread? I'll try it here. Two car WTFs.

The first one is WTF is up with people (and I mean grown adults) that have the front dashboard of their car and the back one under the rear window covered in little stuffed animals? What's up with that? Not just one or two but dozens of them! And there are no kids in the cars and no child seats. Just grown adults. Saw a car full of them today and the old lady driving was 70 something at least but I have seen folks of all ages with this stuffed animal fetish. Huh? If they had a wreck they'd be hospitalized by the flying stuffed toys!

Number two is WTF is up with those crazy people driving around with the entire interior of the car filled with trash and crap? I mean it's like a garbage truck backed up to the open windows and dropped a whole truck load inside! Completely full of garbage, trash, newspapers and old clothes, etc all the way up to the windows! Save for the little bit of space where the driver can get behind the wheel. The rest of the interior is filled to the brim with 30 years of shit. And there is usually a full garbage sack of the same crap on the dash! It's not like they live in their car. There's no room! WTF is up with that? How did that empty bag or two of McDonald's trash turn into that mountain of shit? Crazy stuff! bang head
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« Reply #268 on: December 07, 2010, 04:20:24 PM »

Number two is WTF is up with those crazy people driving around with the entire interior of the car filled with trash and crap? I mean it's like a garbage truck backed up to the open windows and dropped a whole truck load inside! Completely full of garbage, trash, newspapers and old clothes, etc all the way up to the windows! Save for the little bit of space where the driver can get behind the wheel. The rest of the interior is filled to the brim with 30 years of shit. And there is usually a full garbage sack of the same crap on the dash! It's not like they live in their car. There's no room! WTF is up with that? How did that empty bag or two of McDonald's trash turn into that mountain of shit? Crazy stuff! bang head

One of the college kids that lives near us is like this... I mean he can't be old enough to have accumulated that much crap in a car made in the late 90s.... It's like he inherited other peoples garbage and just told them to pour it on top of the rest of it... also, both door locks have been popped out... so its open all the time for people to come and steal stuff... but I think they just leave more... break in and add more to the pile... WTF
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« Reply #269 on: December 07, 2010, 06:58:09 PM »

including the guy with the lego man head holding the shock stick?

I think that guy may be IZ.
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