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Author Topic: The Official DMF WTF!!!! Thread  (Read 110803 times)
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« Reply #435 on: September 16, 2011, 10:40:13 AM »
could have been worse. could have been mopery.
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« Reply #436 on: September 16, 2011, 02:09:25 PM »
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww.  vomit

(the accompanying photo is great considering the subject, however)
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« Reply #437 on: September 16, 2011, 02:23:29 PM »
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2011/09/pair-load-dead-friend-in-back-seat-then-hit-the-bars-on-his-tab/1?csp=34news
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« Reply #438 on: September 16, 2011, 04:09:30 PM »
Quote from: SBK boy on September 16, 2011, 02:23:29 PM
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2011/09/pair-load-dead-friend-in-back-seat-then-hit-the-bars-on-his-tab/1?csp=34news
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« Reply #439 on: September 16, 2011, 04:13:04 PM »
Quote from: duck soup on September 16, 2011, 04:09:30 PM
what are friends for? Grin
Sorta what I was thinking, too.  I can think of worse things to do when I'm dead.
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« Reply #440 on: September 16, 2011, 04:15:42 PM »
Weekend at Bernies'... laughingdp
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« Reply #441 on: September 26, 2011, 11:03:50 PM »
Some people's kids... Roll Eyes

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« Reply #442 on: October 05, 2011, 03:20:08 PM »
Poo powered moto?

http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-20115555-1/toilet-motorcycle-runs-on-human-poo-power/
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« Reply #443 on: October 15, 2011, 03:13:56 PM »

I was having a nice ride......and WTF Huh? Dolph
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« Reply #444 on: October 15, 2011, 04:16:27 PM »
Wow!  That would be a scary collision!

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« Reply #445 on: October 15, 2011, 07:20:17 PM »
Predator Hyabusa.
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« Reply #446 on: October 18, 2011, 09:49:29 AM »
I'm an ugly dancer.    Grin

http://theuglydance.com/?v=blvumtoxkz
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« Reply #447 on: October 18, 2011, 02:13:45 PM »
Quote from: Stella on October 18, 2011, 09:49:29 AM
I'm an ugly dancer.    Grin

http://theuglydance.com/?v=blvumtoxkz

I was showing restraint in not posting the video of you out dancing the other night.

Here you go and do it yourself. Grin
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« Reply #448 on: October 18, 2011, 03:17:41 PM »
Quote from: Stella on October 18, 2011, 09:49:29 AM
I'm an ugly dancer.    Grin

http://theuglydance.com/?v=blvumtoxkz

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« Reply #449 on: October 18, 2011, 04:59:03 PM »
Quote from: Bick on October 18, 2011, 02:13:45 PM
I was showing restraint in not posting the video of you out dancing the other night.

Here you go and do it yourself. Grin

I have no problem humiliating myself on my own.  So feel free to post all embarrassing vids and pics you please.    Grin
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