Be sure to embellish the story in the future.
Just say you once spent 12K in the care of no less than x number of lovely ladies for a night.
I apparently need to get sick in Carmel sometime.
Apparently the paramedics were HAWT!!! I think Sac said Nurse Heather was too...
Most cities have community programs for financial aid for uninsured. Here in SLO it's called CMSP. Application deadline is 7 working days here in SLO! Get to it!
The hospital's financial adviser called me yesterday and asked if I filled out "The Packet."
I didn't, so she's sending it out to me. If things work out, most or even possibly all could be paid by the Hospital...