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« Reply #315 on: March 30, 2009, 08:16:46 PM »


I've been trying for years...  Tongue
you're not alone...

the result will...

however...

be the same. laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp
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« Reply #316 on: March 31, 2009, 01:55:14 AM »

you're not alone...

the result will...

however...

be the same. laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp

Are you getting Mother-ish on us?
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« Reply #317 on: March 31, 2009, 03:37:49 AM »

Are you getting Mother-ish on us?
We're

the same

person.
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« Reply #318 on: March 31, 2009, 03:59:32 AM »

We're

the same

person.


Oh well thats just great to know.   bang head
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« Reply #319 on: March 31, 2009, 04:00:36 AM »

We're

the same

person.

It is true

we share the same mind

and

soon will take over the world
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« Reply #320 on: March 31, 2009, 10:15:03 AM »

It is true

we share the same mind

and

soon will take over the world





Indeed
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« Reply #321 on: March 31, 2009, 10:37:18 AM »

The grumpy one is definetly DP  ^^^ Tongue
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« Reply #322 on: March 31, 2009, 11:43:18 AM »

The grumpy one is definetly DP  ^^^ Tongue

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« Reply #323 on: March 31, 2009, 01:17:40 PM »

It is true

we share the same mind

and

soon will take over the world
You two sharing one mind sorta 'splains alot.   
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« Reply #324 on: March 31, 2009, 02:18:30 PM »

You two sharing one mind sorta 'splains alot.   

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« Reply #325 on: March 31, 2009, 04:20:46 PM »

I have lots of splainin' to do
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    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


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« Reply #326 on: March 31, 2009, 04:22:43 PM »

Lucy?  Shocked
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« Reply #327 on: April 01, 2009, 03:02:06 AM »

more jokes pleeeaze  Grin
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« Reply #328 on: April 01, 2009, 05:43:08 AM »

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« Reply #329 on: April 01, 2009, 08:24:13 AM »

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