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June 02, 2008, 05:41:38 AM »
My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she
took it to the Veterinarian. He found the problem was
hair in it's ears and cleaned both ears and the dog
could hear fine.
The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this from
reoccurring she should go to the store and get some
'Nair' hair remover and rub in it's ears once a month.
The lady went to the drug store and got some 'Nair'
hair remover. At the register, the druggist told her,
'If you're going to use this under your arms, don't
use deodorant for a few days.'
The lady said, 'I'm not using it under my arms.'
The druggist said 'If you're using it on your legs,
don't shave for a couple of days.'
The lady said, 'I'm not using it on my legs either;
and if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer.'
The druggist said, 'Stay off your bicycle for a week.'
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That joke is older than me....
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Quote from: ducpainter on June 02, 2008, 05:43:43 AM
That joke is older than me....
well, damn then it should be very new to most people....
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Quote from: ducatizzzz on June 02, 2008, 05:47:39 AM
well, damn then it should be very new to most people....
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Quote from: ducpainter on June 02, 2008, 05:48:27 AM
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