4pm..it's never too late for..

[The Architect]

Nobody's got anything to say about the pulp-free OJ?!

The OJ and skim milk are no match for the Mrs. High Fructose Corn Syrup in brown syrup form.  And the turkey bacon has been addressed in a few other posts by others.   

[Porsche Monkey]

do you breathe real air?

Its real air just denser than what we are used to.

[IZ]

Its real air just denser than what we are used to.

Actually, that's probably true..living here in PHX with this smog!   

[mitt]

Actually, that's probably true..living here in PHX with this smog!   

the smog won't affect you with all the artificial preservatives and colors in your body 

mitt

[erkishhorde]

With all the fake things, nobody has mentioned the fake IZ? There's no way he could take pictures that clear. 

[IZ]

IZ iz the shniz with the new camera!

[NoisyDante]

thats blasphemous!

Know how some ladies bring their own salad dressing to restaurants?

Well my brother brings his own maple syrup.     No joke, he really does.

Never too late for breakfast . . . to each his own on the syrup front, my roommate loves the aunty jemima, I go with the stuff from the trees.

Another good product from the Jemima family:

http://www.hulu.com/embed/ISBufmwYOhCoT1kDT7y7bw

[djrashonal]

I'm the same way, every time i go visit the fam in VT and upstate NY i bring back a bunch of syrup and snub my nose to the fake stuff at breakfast places

[The Architect]

I'm the same way, every time i go visit the fam in VT and upstate NY i bring back a bunch of syrup and snub my nose to the fake stuff at breakfast places

It's not about snubbing your nose, it's about how bad the other stuff is for you. 

[Howie]

It's not about snubbing your nose, it's about how bad the other stuff is for you. 

Got that right

[Nitewaif]

Know how some ladies bring their own salad dressing to restaurants?

Well my brother brings his own maple syrup.     No joke, he really does.

I know a guy who bottles his own hot sauce, and not only does he take it to restaurants, he has convinced several restaurants to keep a bottle of it on hand for when he shows up.

+1 on breakfast being best later in the day, turkey bacon ewww, etc.

Are those real eggs or are they those egg beater things?

[IZ]

Are those real eggs or are they those egg beater things?

I have no clue?!  My wife came home with those earlier that day.  I'd ever seen that brand before.

Never had "egg beaters" before.