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Started by GAAN, April 16, 2010, 09:59:18 PM

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Statler

#60
April 21, 2010, 07:02:02 AM
one thread got locked already when it went south.   folks promised this one was a different thread.  Let's keep it about well wishes and cheering up Lu ok?  beer and painkillers at noon thirty.
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

Monsterlover

#61
April 21, 2010, 07:04:20 AM
noted
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Slide Panda

#62
April 21, 2010, 07:06:18 AM
Aye aye...

I can tell you 1st hand Lu, that some painkillers and not even a whole DogFishHead 90 minute IPA makes for good napping... So much so I slept of my own ill fated bachelor events...
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

Pip

#63
April 21, 2010, 07:22:45 AM
My bad...
"You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology."

Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?

DesmoLu

#64
April 21, 2010, 09:57:23 AM
Quote from: yuu on April 21, 2010, 06:20:47 AM
Marley sends his love... and some fur.

If I had a Marley to cuddle with, I think i would not need beer so badly. Lets all convince Swampduc to bring Zoe to come visit me  ;D

DesmoLu

#65
April 21, 2010, 09:59:34 AM
Quote from: Statler on April 21, 2010, 07:02:02 AM
one thread got locked already when it went south.

yes, yes, please don't lock my thread again. I'm being 'HAVE'!!

I have enough dark thoughts on my mind pretty much all the time, even in my dreams, so I do like keeping the thread light and happy. none of your jokes will offend me, I promise.

Monsterlover

#66
April 21, 2010, 10:15:13 AM
Lets face it.

As much as we all are thinking this guy needs his ass kicked. . .

its not going to happen.

That really doesn't matter, though, because a person like this will not lead a good life and hasn't led a good life up till now.

He won't experience a sense of peace the way most of us do,

he won't end up with many friends

he won't end up with respect

his situation will never improve.

Lu's will :)

And will continue to for years to come.

Perspective is important here.  His life sucks, Lu's does not :D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

VisceralReaction

#67
April 21, 2010, 10:17:39 AM
OK then:
"Get this." said the English bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was
down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house.
"Did he get anything?" his mates asked.
"yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts.
The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."

;D
There are squirrels juggling knives in my head

Slide Panda

#68
April 21, 2010, 10:30:36 AM
Quote from: DesmoLu on April 21, 2010, 09:59:34 AM
none of your jokes will offend me, I promise.

You don't want to say that... I had a theory cooked up as to why you know what 'minty ass' tastes like... and I offended myself with it.
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

VisceralReaction

#69
April 21, 2010, 10:37:37 AM
^ go with it man^ go with it  ;D
There are squirrels juggling knives in my head

Slide Panda

#70
April 21, 2010, 10:43:32 AM
Well here's the Cliffs notes...

Over indulgence in altoids, resulting in grievous, explosive gastric distress - ill timed during a session of "gettin' frisky"
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

VisceralReaction

#71
April 21, 2010, 12:50:38 PM
Um tossin the minty salad?  [puke]  ;D
There are squirrels juggling knives in my head

DesmoLu

#72
April 21, 2010, 02:51:46 PM
Argh! No laughing! It hurts!

Yuu, I love the fact that you can actually offend yourself with a thought. That is a special quality.

Slide Panda

#73
April 21, 2010, 06:25:20 PM
Quote from: VisceralReaction on April 21, 2010, 12:50:38 PM
Um tossin the minty salad?  [puke]  ;D
worse really. The pivot of the plot was the explosivity... That's where I went "Wow, where'd that make the beast with two backsed up image come from? I need to stop now"

- Hey Lu, don't laugh.

Stop it.  >:(

I'm serious - no laughing.





:P





-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

DesmoLu

#74
April 21, 2010, 07:16:38 PM
Guess what, guys?

I skipped my mid-day painkillers today!!!  ;D
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