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Monsterlover

#105
May 05, 2010, 05:04:36 AM
Well, to update you all. . .

and I know you're on the edges of your seats on this one. . .

the ras smirnoff is almost gone.  only about 1/4 of that bottle left.

I have perfected my "have you seen my pants?" drink and it's pretty good if I do say so myself.

That is all.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

KnightofNi

#106
May 05, 2010, 05:55:44 AM
and whata is the recipe for "have you seen my pants?"
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Veloce-Fino

#107
May 05, 2010, 06:04:57 AM
Quote from: Major Moose Humper on May 05, 2010, 05:55:44 AM
and whata is the recipe for "have you seen my pants?"

Easy, 3/4 bottle of Smirnoff, 1 part need to poop. = no pants drink.
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KnightofNi

#108
May 05, 2010, 06:18:30 AM
Quote from: winsomelosenone on May 05, 2010, 06:04:57 AM
Easy, 3/4 bottle of Smirnoff, 1 part need to poop. = no pants drink.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Veloce-Fino

#109
May 05, 2010, 06:28:37 AM
Quote from: Major Moose Humper on May 05, 2010, 06:18:30 AM
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Come on, everybody who is anybody has had the no pants drink. The alternative is much more messy and unpleasant.
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Monsterlover

#110
May 05, 2010, 06:31:02 AM Last Edit: May 05, 2010, 06:37:53 AM by Monsterlover
Any glass/mug half full of ice.

Fill 1/3 with raspberry vodka

Splash of sweet/sour mix, splash of triple sec (this should get you to half full or a little more)

Fill to the top with tonic water.

Drink.

Repeat.

Attempt to locate pants.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

KnightofNi

#111
May 05, 2010, 06:51:54 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on May 05, 2010, 06:31:02 AM
Any glass/mug half full of ice.

Fill 1/3 with raspberry vodka

Splash of sweet/sour mix, splash of triple sec (this should get you to half full or a little more)

Fill to the top with tonic water.

Drink.

Repeat.

Attempt to locate pants.

at what point do i remove my pants so that i need to find them later on i the night?

i usually just have trouble finding them the next morning.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Veloce-Fino

#112
May 05, 2010, 06:54:04 AM
Quote from: Major Moose Humper on May 05, 2010, 06:51:54 AM
at what point do i remove my pants so that i need to find them later on i the night?

i usually just have trouble finding them the next morning.

This is why my more simple recipe is correct.

3/4 bottle of Smirnoff, 1 part need to poop. = no pants drink.

It involves the right amount of poop requiring removal of the pants before entering full blackout sleep state. 

SCIENCE!
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SacDuc

#113
May 05, 2010, 07:00:44 AM


I don't wear pants. Can I still drink this drink?

sac
HATERS GONNA HATE.

Buckethead

#114
May 05, 2010, 07:05:26 AM
Quote from: SacDuc on May 05, 2010, 07:00:44 AM

I don't wear pants. Can I still drink this drink?

sac

So you broke down and ordered a mojito?
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KnightofNi

#115
May 05, 2010, 07:16:05 AM
Quote from: Obsessed? on May 05, 2010, 07:05:26 AM
So you broke down and ordered a mojito?

i just like saying it
mo-hee-tow

it's fun.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Monsterlover

#116
May 05, 2010, 07:21:41 AM
Quote from: Major Moose Humper on May 05, 2010, 06:51:54 AM
at what point do i remove my pants so that i need to find them later on i the night?

i usually just have trouble finding them the next morning.

The pants removal portion of the evening is dependent on the number of drinks consumed, and the number of drinks your lady friend has consumed.

Search for both your pants together :D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Veloce-Fino

#117
May 05, 2010, 07:36:20 AM
I would like to extend to you, an invitation to the Pants Party.

The party, the pants, party with the pants?

Is this thing on?

KnightofNi

#118
May 05, 2010, 07:51:26 AM
Quote from: winsomelosenone on May 05, 2010, 07:36:20 AM
I would like to extend to you, an invitation to the Pants Party.

The party, the pants, party with the pants?



are you trying to tell me there's a party in your pants and i'm invited?
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Popeye the Sailor

#119
May 05, 2010, 07:57:04 AM
Quote from: Major Moose Humper on May 05, 2010, 07:51:26 AM
are you trying to tell me there's a party in your pants and i'm invited?

Everyone's invited.
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