Would this work?

[Rufus120]

So I have driven up to Portland to pick up the ol' monster.  It has been in storage at a buddies warehouse for the winter.  I have to get her in the back of the tacoma I drove.  After looking around today the loading docks aren't really going to work as I expected.  I just had a brain fart and thought of something that I wanted to run by the board.

He has two fork lifts on the property.  Would the frame be able to support the weight if I used a bunch of tie-downs to hoist her into the back of the truck?  I can't think of why it wouldn't work, but that sure doesn't mean it will.  I was thinking of something along the line of two (tie-downs) in the front.  Two in the middle, possibly on the frame sliders.  And two on the back around the seat area. I've got tie-downs that are plenty strong.  The lifts can sure deal with the weight and height.  I just want to see her snap in two if I picked her up in the wrong way.

I checked out some ramps another buddy had and they make me real nervous for loading a bike.  They are more snowmobile/atv ramps.  The angle would be super steep for a bike.

I'm still looking at a couple other options, but this would be the easiest if it would work.

Thanks for the input in advance.

[RAT900]

I lynched my old M900 in my garage using the grab handles in the rear and the fork tubes under the lower triple in the front

in order to do the suspension setting...nothing got bent from what I could see and it got 16K miles racked-up on the clock afterward....

ymmv as I don't know what model bike you're playing with... i.e. bolt-on rear subframe etc.

[hbliam]

2x8 or 2x10 from home depot and a couple guys to help. The forklift idea sounds sketchy. Or buy a proper bike ramp (less then $100) and have the proper tool to unload it.

[zooom]

echoing hbliam in a different way, getting the right tool for the right job seems invaluable...but I guess it depends on how much you value your machine.

that being said, as RAT900 said, knowing what year/model is better in knowing how best to advise...but as a general comment...using straps to the frame sliders....BAD IDEA!!!

[fasterblkduc]

Driving the forklift back to your house (to unload) from Portland will be a long trip.  

If you really want to use a forklift, just put the bike on a big pallet, stand on the pallet with the bike, (straddle the bike) and have your buddy raise you and the bike up to the level of the tailgate. Then just roll the bike into the truck...much easier.  

You really should just buy a ramp because as I joked in the beginning, how will you get it back out? When I've used ramps, I just run a bungee cord from the ramp to the trailer hitch to just hold it in place. Just a bit of insurance that the ramp won't move. It's not hard with two people. When unloading, just have one person cover the brake and ease it down the ramp slowly.

[MendoDave]

After jumping my monster and getting so much air, the headlight fell out during the landing, I can assure you that your bike won't snap in half by lifting it with straps attached to the frame.

[CapnCrunch]

http://www.homedepot.com/h_d1/N-5yc1vZ1xg3/R-202059655/h_d2/ProductDisplay?langId=-1&storeId=10051&catalogId=10053

[Rufus120]

Should have mentioned it's an s2r 1000.  I have a trailer at home that loads and unloads easily.  I just couldn't bring it on this trip.  I think I'm gonna just go buy a proper ramp load her up and then return it.  I don't really have any use for one once I get home.

That idea came to me kind of late last night and now that I've slept on it I don't really think it's the best idea.

EDIT- I should also mention it's not my truck so modifying the bed in any way isn't really an option either.

[hbliam]

Should have mentioned it's an s2r 1000.  I have a trailer at home that loads and unloads easily.  I just couldn't bring it on this trip.  I think I'm gonna just go buy a proper ramp load her up and then return it.  I don't really have any use for one once I get home.

That idea came to me kind of late last night and now that I've slept on it I don't really think it's the best idea.

EDIT- I should also mention it's not my truck so modifying the bed in any way isn't really an option either.

I've just never been down with that kind of "business."

[KnightofNi]

i have hung mine fron the rafters with the straps attached to the front of the frame by the airbox and the rear under the seat

it actually hung like that for about a year and has no issues.

[JEFF_H]

local party/tool rental place here rents ramps...

[Turf]

i have hung mine fron the rafters with the straps attached to the front of the frame by the airbox and the rear under the seat

it actually hung like that for about a year and has no issues.

Aside from the rider maintaining it 

/threadjack

my vote is for buy a ramp $40 at lowes and comes in quite handy

[KnightofNi]

Aside from the rider maintaining it 

/threadjack

my vote is for buy a ramp $40 at lowes and comes in quite handy

it got the most maint it has ever seen in that year and a half.

mainly because i didn't ride it and put the new engine in it. 

[Drunken Monkey]

Buy a ramp. The only downside of owning a ramp and a truck is that your riding buddies may call you up to help them if they become stranded.

So let me amend that: Buy a ramp and keep it a secret 

[Blackout]

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