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« on: May 14, 2010, 09:39:15 AM »

You ever read a bumper sticker and say, "WTF?!" or "That's the stupidest bumper sticker ever!"

I saw one today. I really tried to get a photo of it, but the lady was too fast. It said:

TATTOOED WHITE TRASH.

like, is that something you really want to be proud of? and what, exactly, am I supposed to do with that information? Hope that maybe I'll run into you at the next Kid Rock or ICP show?
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« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2010, 09:46:13 AM »

Whats really funny about that sticker is that the fridge I bought from Sam (about 4 years ago), has that sticker on it... It is now COVERED with stickers, btw.    laughingdp   good stuff.
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« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2010, 09:58:43 AM »

Sorry, I tried to tell my mom that wasn't cool.   She then told me, "What the hell do you know, my bastard child"  Embarrassed 


I had rather see that sticker, than one more HOPE sticker.  I swear if I had one of those, I would just go buy a new bumper before I took the time to scrape it off. 


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« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2010, 10:21:01 AM »

hey KB nice new avitar.....but don't tell me that's the suicide king?  Undecided
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« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2010, 11:09:33 AM »

hey KB nice new avitar.....but don't tell me that's the suicide king?  Undecided

Yes it is, It's one of the skate decks someone did for me a few years ago. It is definitely not how I'm feelin', yet life is a whirl wind lately.  The past three days have been some of the hardest of my life, but, I still wake up smiling.  So many things are happening to so many people I (we) love, but they are all happening for a reason.  That's the 50 % true believer in me talkin' right there, the other 50% wants to tell the world to make the beast with two backs off...but I know that won't do anyone any good.   MAN that Barley wine is callin' my name.

 

How's So. Cal, Lorenzo?

Deck with Doduc's rail yard photo above.




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« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2010, 11:17:48 AM »

"If you're gonna ride my a$$, could you pull my hair too?"
"Horn broken, Watch for finger"
"Stop tailgaiting me or I'll flick a booger on your windshield"
"Mobile sperm donation unit"
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« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2010, 11:20:37 AM »

Wayne, I think we were just looking at the same web page   laughingdp

There is also a thread on the general with some damn funny ones also.
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« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2010, 11:25:32 AM »

Wayne, I think we were just looking at the same web page   laughingdp

There is also a thread on the general with some damn funny ones also.
Oh hell I was just reciting those from memory..  but I know the webpage/thread/Email Forward/TXT FWD of which you speak. Many Many fine examples out there!
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« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2010, 11:33:34 AM »

I think we need a "Bacon loves you" sticker  bacon

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« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2010, 12:21:15 PM »

How's So. Cal, Lorenzo?

Deck with Doduc's rail yard photo above.
Homesick already but gotta take care of mom....but when I get back on the 21st planning a ride with gabe as 5/21 is his Bday and i am going to let him use the MS...maybe s14 to belen?

what is "deck with doduc's rail yard photo above"?

my new avitar is me on the 1098F
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« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2010, 12:32:33 PM »

GOGUC...Sorry, assumed you would figure it out ... guess not  Tongue

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« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2010, 03:14:00 PM »

"If you're gonna ride my a$$, could you pull my hair too?"
"Horn broken, Watch for finger"
"Stop tailgaiting me or I'll flick a booger on your windshield"
"Mobile sperm donation unit"


mobile sperm donation unit?

that's like the fat guy wearing the FBI shirt
Female Body Inspector.
god i hate that guy
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« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2010, 04:17:19 PM »

mobile sperm donation unit?

that's like the fat guy wearing the FBI shirt
Female Body Inspector.
god i hate that guy
Oddly.. of all of the stickers out there, that one I actually have seen in real life. it was on a little red scooter, (Vespa? who knows didn't pay that much attention)  It even had a red cross logo on it so it looked more legit.
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Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÜGGÅƎNK∂€ČHIŒβØL∫ÊN"  If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"


Dirty people say:
"yep.. Ducati makes a fine motorcycle.. If your into all that Crotchrocket Bulls@#t!"
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« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2010, 05:17:54 PM »

I think we need a "Bacon loves you" sticker  bacon



so i don't get the bacon strips pic, but i do love teh bacon. in fact, i have a shirt that says I <3 bacon.

and i wear it to the gym.
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« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2010, 05:30:59 PM »

I had rather see that sticker, than one more HOPE sticker. 

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