Following Statler's advice, I made a five year plan

[cyrus buelton]

I refuse to be shorter than IZ. I demand one of those surgeries that actually makes you taller!

Go like Mickey from Seinfeld and use newspaper. I am sure you can find it in a street gutter in PR.




(you coming up for Mid Ohio this year?)

[Popeye the Sailor]

my guess is you and babyinc. get to join him on the megayacht around world 

Well her, Scarlett Johannsen, and Adrian Lima will all live together happily ever after.



I'll also have a small team of experts on board who'll do nothing but figure out new ways for the ladies to be nice to me.




Man, I should've listened to Statler years ago 

[duccarlos]

(you coming up for Mid Ohio this year?)

make the beast with two backs no. Not going to Indy either. IZ might already be taller than me.

[Porsche Monkey]

Damn that was hilarious. Thanks Dave.

[El Matador]

Bounty on El Matador's hair.

I though you already had a 100 dollar bounty on it?



Never!

[Popeye the Sailor]

I though you already had a 100 dollar bounty on it?



Never!

$200 cash to anyone who shaves you bald and brings me the hair.


If you do it willingly to get the money, I will make them eat said hair.

[Monsterlover]

That's a sweet looking cheezburger

[The Bacon Junkie]

That's a sweet looking cheezburger

I can haz cheezburger?

Oh wait, nevermind...  No Bacon.   

[NoisyDante]

As a philanthropist would you be willing to fund "DMF: The Motion Picture"?

[Popeye the Sailor]

As a philanthropist would you be willing to fund "DMF: The Motion Picture"?

Yes. It'll be about the passion DMFer's have for their bikes and racing them.

I want Vindingo's old one, Lethe's, and my former bike to be considered pristine examples of the breed. I also want them to sound like I-4's, except for the desmosedici, which must sound like a thumper with a plugged cat.


Then I'll film all you guys cringing at the showing. 




/if you want fun and good movies get yer own powerball ticket 

[NoisyDante]

Then I'll film all you guys cringing at the showing. 

Sounds like this movie will have the continuity errors of 'Plan 9 From Outerspace' and the poor audio quality of 'Public Enemies'.

[cyrus buelton]

make the beast with two backs no. Not going to Indy either.

WTF?

[duccarlos]

Too much stuff going on. Too much drama as well. I skipped Bike Week too. This year it's all about the track, so I'll do a trip to Barber in Oct.

[IZ]

Trying to come up with actors for the infamous duo of Ramseses & Jobu. 

A few of the contenders..









but I think we nailed it with..

[lethe]

Yes. It'll be about the passion DMFer's have for their bikes and racing them.

I want Vindingo's old one, Lethe's, and my former bike to be considered pristine examples of the breed. I also want them to sound like I-4's, except for the desmosedici, which must sound like a thumper with a plugged cat.


Then I'll film all you guys cringing at the showing. 




/if you want fun and good movies get yer own powerball ticket 

Why is it that the word cringe and mentions of my bike always seem to be in close proximity of one another?