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« Reply #120 on: May 21, 2010, 11:39:09 AM »

I wish to be played by either Emmanuel Lewis, Jerry Mathers or Butch Patrick because these poor guys need the work.
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« Reply #121 on: May 21, 2010, 02:21:48 PM »

Who is going to be played by Chuck Norris or Will he be playing himself?
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« Reply #122 on: May 21, 2010, 03:14:05 PM »

I'm fairly certain ones soul would be sucked form their bodies if Chuck Norris were to ever portray them.
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« Reply #123 on: May 21, 2010, 03:42:00 PM »

Chuck has declined to participate.

This will be a movie of mere mortals.
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« Reply #124 on: May 21, 2010, 06:38:07 PM »

I believe the opening scene should be a DIMBY in New Hampshire

The gathering unknowingly consumes some local microbrewery output

that has been unpasteurized and contains ergot fungus contaminants

served at the bacon barbecue

as they begin the group ride, the hallucinations begin and

their motorcycles morph into large galloping mallards
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« Reply #125 on: May 21, 2010, 07:49:08 PM »

Who is going to be played by Chuck Norris or Will he be playing himself?

I will be playing Chuck Norris.  It is going to be difficult to not spend time in the gym, and let myself go enough to be believable.  Cool
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« Reply #126 on: May 22, 2010, 08:50:32 AM »



Before anyone decides to defame me, I feel this is about right to represent my character.

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« Reply #127 on: May 22, 2010, 12:04:42 PM »


Insert red lion/dragon-thing tattoo on Gary's side and you have Ramseses.





I hear Jobu has a matching tattoo somewhere on his body





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« Reply #128 on: May 24, 2010, 10:39:27 AM »



How could I forget Luca:

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« Reply #129 on: May 24, 2010, 11:27:54 AM »

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« Reply #130 on: May 24, 2010, 01:23:29 PM »


How could I forget Luca:



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« Reply #131 on: May 24, 2010, 05:32:27 PM »

badgalbetty would love to have Betty White play her in the DMF movie but when BGB was younger and more religious( I am not religious anymore...) this was how it was........
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« Reply #132 on: May 24, 2010, 06:46:39 PM »

This entire thread is very very wrong.

But only because sacduck's image of me wasn't working:



And Sac Duck should be played by a Duck's Sack.

Apparently you're a delicacy in China. Congrats?



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« Reply #133 on: May 25, 2010, 10:48:10 AM »

This entire thread is very very wrong.

But only because sacduck's image of me wasn't working:



And Sac Duck should be played by a Duck's Sack.

Apparently you're a delicacy in China. Congrats?






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« Reply #134 on: May 25, 2010, 10:51:43 AM »


Ducksac? Do I feel a name change coming?   Grin

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I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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