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Started by IZ, June 01, 2010, 07:13:56 AM

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Speedbag

#30
June 02, 2010, 02:37:54 AM
Quote from: muskrat on June 01, 2010, 08:31:04 PM
fart only to realize it's moist, not dry.   SHARTED!  [bang]

That's gonna itch when it dries!
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

Mojo S2R

#31
June 02, 2010, 02:52:56 AM
Sometimes I have to tell the voices in my head to stop talking over each other.  Gonna have to get a talking stick.

DarkMonster620

#32
June 02, 2010, 06:07:24 AM
Quote from: Speedbag on June 01, 2010, 08:25:14 AM
Sometimes I fart just before leaving a co-worker's area.

Accidentally, of course.

You too...
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Monsterlover

#33
June 02, 2010, 06:21:59 AM
First thing that came to mind after reading the thread title.

Rollins Band.

Sometimes i feel so small,
Sometimes i think i can beat them all,
But most of the time, i just feel confused.
I try, i really try,
I try to keep myself in line.
But its hard, and i end up feeling used.

:)
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

KnightofNi

#34
June 02, 2010, 06:30:07 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on June 01, 2010, 08:37:08 PM
Sometimes I giggle when I drive through Shartlesville Pa. on my way down south...I wonder if their HS football team is called the Mean Streaks

nope, its the Skid Marks
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
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Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

NoisyDante

#35
June 02, 2010, 06:42:43 AM
Quote from: Betty Rage on June 01, 2010, 07:56:08 PM
Sometimes I just wanna hit a pregnant dog
See, when you say it, it's funny.  When I say it, people start yelling and call the cops.
'07 695 Dark - Quat-D Ex Box exhaust, gold S4 forks, Woodcraft Clipons, CRG levers, KTM headlight, Motodynamics taillight, 14t sprocket, CRG LS mirrors, flamethrower, the usual refinements.  * struck down by a hippie in a Prius on September 22nd, 2010.

DanTheMan

#36
June 02, 2010, 07:00:28 AM
Sometimes i wonder why i associate you you people.

Then its threads like this that totally redeem yourselves  ;D
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cyrus buelton

#37
June 02, 2010, 07:06:09 AM
Sometimes I disappoint myself.

I dropped the KLR on myself AGAIN yesterday.

It was in the garage this time and it smashed me up against some smell ass trash cans full of my dogs shit.

(can't keep garbage cans outside in my complex. Against policy. Last year I bought a rubbermaid bin to put out back with a trash bag in it to throw the bags of shit in. I had it pretty well hidden in my ferns. make the beast with two backsing association found it and tried to fine me 50$. They never collected it)
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

Grampa

#38
June 02, 2010, 07:08:04 AM
sometimes I actually read JuddddDDDS posts and care




mostly not









[laugh]
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

RAT900

#39
June 02, 2010, 07:34:08 AM
sometimes I flip the dead critters my cats leave in my yard

over the 8 foot fence into my asshole neighbor's pool...

and smile when I hear the little splashes they make

I've gotten quite good at it
This is an insult to the Pez community

cyrus buelton

#40
June 02, 2010, 07:45:47 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on June 02, 2010, 07:34:08 AM
sometimes I flip the dead critters my cats leave in my yard

over the 8 foot fence into my asshole neighbor's pool...

and smile when I hear the little splashes they make

I've gotten quite good at it


I nominate this for post of the year.


Please see my neighbor thread  ;D
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

DarkMonster620

#41
June 02, 2010, 08:03:55 AM
...do things I don't think will do harm or ...
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

DRKWNG

#42
June 02, 2010, 08:41:42 PM
... I wonder why IZ pushes the car seat back so far.  ;)

DoubleEagle

#43
June 02, 2010, 10:30:56 PM
I don't open my mail for days and days.

Dolph      :)
'08 Ducati 1098 R    '09 BMW K 1300 GT   '10 BMW S 1000 RR

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RAT900

#44
June 03, 2010, 12:09:32 AM
...ask people intensely/inappropriate personal questions to see how they react
This is an insult to the Pez community
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