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No way to carry a chick on Monoposto? :(
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Oldfisti
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Re: No way to carry a chick on Monoposto? :(
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Quote from: JEFF_H on June 09, 2010, 10:44:13 AM
like this, obviously
Is that the size two with the sunglasses?
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Re: No way to carry a chick on Monoposto? :(
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not fair. tiny only counts as a halfposto. That's monohalfposto at best.
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Re: No way to carry a chick on Monoposto? :(
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Quote from: alfisti on June 09, 2010, 03:30:37 PM
Is that the size two with the sunglasses?
No that's size, you'll never have that sitting on your lap ever.
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Re: No way to carry a chick on Monoposto? :(
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+ a few zip ties you'll be all set.
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Re: No way to carry a chick on Monoposto? :(
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I bet it'll end up like this:
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Re: No way to carry a chick on Monoposto? :(
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Quote from: JEFF_H on June 09, 2010, 10:44:13 AM
like this, obviously
Can he even tip toe that thing?
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Re: No way to carry a chick on Monoposto? :(
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Quote from: Airborne on June 11, 2010, 05:52:13 AM
Can he even tip toe that thing?
Seriously.
I dwarf a Hyper and Tom looks like a perfect fit. Man that guy's short...and rich
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Re: No way to carry a chick on Monoposto? :(
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you can do it with the mono....just scooch up as far as your junk allows and have her climb on and wrap her legs around your waist...so her does don't get caught in the wheel.
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