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« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2010, 08:11:41 PM »

Its good to see Toasty up to his old tricks. waytogo Evil

Toasty at the track.  Cheesy


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« Reply #16 on: June 12, 2010, 12:20:05 AM »

That pic is older'n me.

Toasty is MIA.
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« Reply #17 on: June 12, 2010, 03:05:36 AM »

Lolz

what do you mean I accidentally clicked on this thread and had no interest in seeing anything profane.   Grin

You lie!

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« Reply #18 on: June 13, 2010, 08:43:41 AM »





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« Reply #19 on: June 13, 2010, 04:08:58 PM »

Toasty luvs him some dirts girls
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« Reply #20 on: June 16, 2010, 02:16:33 AM »

Just think of the possibilities. 

If Toasty procreates with a toothbrush, you could have a toaster that brushes off all the burnt black parts. 

If Toasty knocks up the carpet cleaner, you could have a carpet cleaner that toasts the freshly cleaned spot dry so you don't have to walk through it and get your foot wet on the way to the toilet at 3:00 a.m. 

If Toasty was to procreate with Stuart...wait....that's just wrong.   Grin  Sorry, Toasty.
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« Reply #21 on: June 16, 2010, 07:22:21 AM »

Just think of the possibilities. 

If Toasty procreates with a toothbrush, you could have a toaster that brushes off all the burnt black parts. 

If Toasty knocks up the carpet cleaner, you could have a carpet cleaner that toasts the freshly cleaned spot dry so you don't have to walk through it and get your foot wet on the way to the toilet at 3:00 a.m. 

If Toasty was to procreate with Stuart...wait....that's just wrong.   Grin  Sorry, Toasty.

can toasty mate with my toilet so the seat is all warm in the winter?
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« Reply #22 on: June 16, 2010, 08:54:42 PM »

It starts, seemingly innocently, with casual Pop-Tart use.

Before you know it, you're waking up surrounded by strange appliances, with all your cash missing and a strange pain in your eject lever.
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