Balding and denial

[Grampa]

all I got was, people think'n I had cancer 

[Statler]

do it.

[Shortie]

That's what I'm talkin' about!

[trenner]

I was personally there when my boss finally convinced Michael Bolton to give it up and shaved it off.  He never looked better (too bad his music still sucks ass, but whatever).

Thread cross-relevance!  http://ducatimonsterworldwide.org/index.php?topic=2992.0

Office Space

Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

[Ash]

fortunately i have a normal-shaped skull, so i use a



they really work better than a bic, so it you're gonna go blade, try one of these out...

[Ash]

You're gonna get some bow-chica-bow-bow!
Watch out!

[ODrides]

I go 2 on the sides and 4-6 on the top.  I can't commit to shaving and there's enough up there to still look ok as long as it's short.

[derby]

I dont know if I could go down to a razor blade. Was thinking 1 or 2 guard on the clippers.

i use a 1 every few weeks. a 2 will just annoy the hell out of you 'cause you'll have to keep on it weekly.

[tonyj311]

fortunately i have a normal-shaped skull, so i use a



they really work better than a bic, so it you're gonna go blade, try one of these out...

Is that the Flow-Bee of the new century?

[Grampa]

I like the one with wheels

[mags]

shave it off. 

its much sexier than standing in front of the mirror staring at your missing hair.   

[jdubbs32584]

Def. shave. And post a pic when you do.

[Shortie]

THE WOMEN SAY SHAVE!

Hell, we do! 

Shit, while you have the clippers out you might as well touch up the kiwis too!

[Grampa]

THE WOMEN SAY SHAVE!

Hell, we do! 

Shit, while you have the clippers out you might as well touch up the kiwis too!

not if JBubble wants pics

[Shortie]

Party pooper.