CAM (not quite so official) Say Anything Thread

Started by DRKWNG, June 16, 2010, 02:05:53 PM

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DRKWNG

And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

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First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me--and there was no one left to speak for me.

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Artful

I am utterly and entirely tired of goddamn rain.
Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend

zooom

Quote from: Artful on September 08, 2011, 06:32:56 AM
I am utterly and entirely tired of goddamn rain.

I am wondering if I should stop by HTO or REI to pick up an inflatable raft and BassPro for a lil outboard motor for commuting to work...
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tocino

Quote from: Artful on September 08, 2011, 06:32:56 AM
I am utterly and entirely tired of goddamn rain.

I hear that. My basement flooded last night when the drain couldn't handle the downpour. Must've rained like hell for a bit. A tree around the corner came down too. Missed this guys house by a few feet, but got his truck. Can we get a summer-do-over?
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Meerkat

Quote from: tocino on September 08, 2011, 07:33:15 AM
Can we get a summer-do-over?

I'll take that...one of the best summers ever. No work...bike everyday...days on track...round 2, I'm ready! ;D
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tocino

"Purchase this fine motorbike and you will find yourself swimming in a ocean of pre-feminist, lose-moraled women in see-through clothing without any buttons." - PipeBurn

Artful

Quote from: tocino on September 08, 2011, 07:33:15 AM
I hear that. My basement flooded last night when the drain couldn't handle the downpour. Must've rained like hell for a bit. A tree around the corner came down too. Missed this guys house by a few feet, but got his truck. Can we get a summer-do-over?

Not to revel in your misery but that DOES make me feel a little better. It was heavy enough that I found a small leak in the roof above the kitchen which I'm hoping is just a leak around the flashing that can be sealed. I also have water in the basement but the sump is keeping up so it's just a slight trickle across the floor that is being handled. My basement is concrete slab so it isn't a big deal.

I've been working on house projects since May and it just seems like as soon as one is finished the next begins. Not that that surprises me, but the projects are getting more expensive and out of my skill set. I'm not eating ramen yet, but if the roof needs major repair I might have to start selling sexual favors.
Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend

Meerkat

Quote from: Artful on September 08, 2011, 07:53:24 AM
I'm not eating ramen yet, but if the roof needs major repair I might have to start selling sexual favors.
Brain bleach, please!
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'09 Daytona 675
'03 620 Dark-Sold 03/26/2011

Artful

PLEASE! I am not that fat and look far better in a wig and tassels.
Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend

extra330

If you need a second opion drop me a line, I'd be happy to take a look and give you some free advice.

Just happen to be a custom home builder don't you know. unfortunaly not a very busy one at the moment, care to share a cup of ramen noodles?  ;D

Mike


Quote from: Artful on September 08, 2011, 07:53:24 AM


I've been working on house projects since May and it just seems like as soon as one is finished the next begins. Not that that surprises me, but the projects are getting more expensive and out of my skill set. I'm not eating ramen yet, but if the roof needs major repair I might have to start selling sexual favors.
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82 Suz. GS 450

Artful

Quote from: extra330 on September 08, 2011, 08:33:08 AM
If you need a second opion drop me a line, I'd be happy to take a look and give you some free advice.

Just happen to be a custom home builder don't you know. unfortunaly not a very busy one at the moment, care to share a cup of ramen noodles?  ;D

Mike

May take you up on that. I can frame and drywall but I tend to not screw with roofs just because of the potential of a reaaaaally expensive make the beast with two backs up. I'd gladly pay you for your time so that you can go out and at least get the GOOD ramen noodles.
Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend

DRKWNG

Quote from: Artful on September 08, 2011, 08:35:26 AM
I'd gladly pay you for your time so that you can go out and at least get the GOOD ramen noodles.

+1  I'll be looking to do some renovations to the place that I just bought in the near(ish) future.  Do you do interior work as well?
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.