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« Reply #225 on: September 30, 2010, 09:36:41 AM » |
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Why do you think I bought a black bike?
Because it makes you look slimmer?  |
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First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me--and there was no one left to speak for me.
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« Reply #226 on: September 30, 2010, 09:44:25 AM » |
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I cut myself working on my bike so that I can feel SOMETHING (and because some of those edges are friggin sharp).
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Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend
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rgramjet
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« Reply #227 on: September 30, 2010, 01:01:51 PM » |
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Just opened my third Monkey County "Safe Speed" ticket for $40 within two days. The worst part is, the cars are in my name and I didnt do the speeding!! Tickets were dated 09.10.10 and 09.11.10. Two yesterday, one today. I cringe at what the next two weeks will bring....  |
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You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter.  in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! -Sofadriver What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled! |
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« Reply #228 on: September 30, 2010, 01:04:14 PM » |
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I own a match .22LR, a very big scope, and am not afraid to break a few laws in the name of justice. I'll shoot Big Brother's eye out keed!
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Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend
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rgramjet
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« Reply #229 on: September 30, 2010, 01:07:30 PM » |
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Its time to mount the hitch haul on all my vehicles but I like the way you think!
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You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! -Sofadriver What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled! |
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Slide Panda
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« Reply #230 on: September 30, 2010, 01:54:33 PM » |
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I cringe at what the next two weeks will bring.... Time to sell the wife... |
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-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes. Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.
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« Reply #231 on: September 30, 2010, 01:59:55 PM » |
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Fifty bucks is all it'll take........
just tell me who to make the check out to....
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You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! -Sofadriver What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled! |
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« Reply #232 on: September 30, 2010, 03:17:45 PM » |
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Fifty bucks is all it'll take........
just tell me who to make the check out to....
 I would take you up on that deal, but I bet she quit cooking breakfast with the au-pair moved in. |
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« Reply #233 on: September 30, 2010, 03:58:57 PM » |
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Got more sticks in the mail, and the humidor won't hold them all. Looks like it's time to grab a  and get to smokin... |
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« Reply #234 on: September 30, 2010, 04:46:00 PM » |
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I think its time for you to commission a custom Humidor!
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You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! -Sofadriver What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled! |
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« Reply #235 on: September 30, 2010, 04:47:36 PM » |
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I would take you up on that deal, but I bet she quit cooking breakfast with the au-pair moved in. I consider myself lucky when she throws me a cereal bar as I leave for work! |
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You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! -Sofadriver What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled! |
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« Reply #236 on: September 30, 2010, 04:47:54 PM » |
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I think its time for you to commission a custom Humidor!
And let me guess, you just happen to know a crack smoking redneck carpenter who is looking to do it, right? |
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« Reply #237 on: September 30, 2010, 05:02:15 PM » |
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I Loves me some quality Crack!
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You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! -Sofadriver What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled! |
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« Reply #238 on: September 30, 2010, 05:04:08 PM » |
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Well, get to carpentering then! Smoking has been put on hold due to the fact that the chairs on my balcony are soaking wet...  |
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« Reply #239 on: September 30, 2010, 05:16:18 PM » |
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Just opened my third Monkey County "Safe Speed" ticket for $40 within two days. The worst part is, the cars are in my name and I didnt do the speeding!! Tickets were dated 09.10.10 and 09.11.10. Two yesterday, one today. I cringe at what the next two weeks will bring.... I own a match .22LR, a very big scope, and am not afraid to break a few laws in the name of justice. I'll shoot Big Brother's eye out keed!
you guys got it all wrong....a simple night time guerilla mission of a good smear of some sticky grease lubricant like HHS2000 from WURTH on the camera lenses....walk up...spray...smear with nitrile glove covered hand and keep on walking! |
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99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T
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