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« Reply #975 on: September 20, 2011, 10:03:55 AM »

RAIN SUCKS!!!!
That is all.
Man-up you nancy! cheeky
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« Reply #976 on: September 20, 2011, 03:57:56 PM »

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« Reply #977 on: September 20, 2011, 06:45:48 PM »

"Attention! Attention! An emergency condition exists! Please proceed to the nearest stairwell exit! Do not use the elevators! [Siren] [Siren]"

Whoever came up with talking fire alarms SUCKS!!!!!!!!!! Strange male voices should not be heard in my house as I'm falling asleep!
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« Reply #978 on: September 21, 2011, 04:37:02 AM »

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Strange male voices should not be heard in my house as I'm falling asleep!

... does that mean you don't want me to come down and read you bedtime stories anymore?
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« Reply #979 on: September 21, 2011, 06:07:37 AM »

"An emergency condition exists!"

That's hilarious. Like the blaring horn / flashing lights don't convey that well enough. What genius thought that up? It better be bilingual or else somebody is going to sue! Smiley
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« Reply #980 on: September 21, 2011, 06:15:55 AM »

I just want something that screeches Murder Death Kill like in Demolition Man.
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« Reply #981 on: September 26, 2011, 12:28:45 PM »

Sounds like Jim tried to blow himself up today.
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« Reply #982 on: September 26, 2011, 12:57:11 PM »

Whatta what now?
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« Reply #983 on: September 26, 2011, 01:13:05 PM »

Sounds like Jim tried to blow himself up today.

This a fat joke or sumpin? Did he put nitrous on the S2R?
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« Reply #984 on: September 26, 2011, 01:29:46 PM »

Sounds like Jim tried to blow himself up today.
Or did he run out of gas again and instead of pushing the bike, decided to fart in the tank? laughingdp



Jokes aside, I hope it's nothing serious!
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« Reply #985 on: September 26, 2011, 01:30:54 PM »

Explosion at the UofM chemistry building this afternoon.

He's ok though.  I heard from him earlier.
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« Reply #986 on: September 26, 2011, 01:33:04 PM »

I heard this was the project he was working on...

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« Reply #987 on: September 26, 2011, 02:17:03 PM »

What a make the beast with two backsing disaster day!!!

Here I am torturing my students with their first exam of the semester...35 minutes in, the fire alarms go off. make the beast with two backs!! Those damn freshmen are trying to get out of another chemistry exam (obviously this is not an unusual occurrence). Collect exams and head outside...hoping it would be a quick.  After an hour, the fire officials announce that it will take at least 3-4 hours to decontaminate the area so we can't return to our offices or anything reasonable.

make the beast with two backs!!! My helmet, boots and keys are in my office...I can see through the window to where they're setting on my file cabinet...and all I get to do is sit there holding exams that won't ever be graded. Now I have to write another exam to give so they can actually finish them (I'll fix this problem in my next syllabus!) and the order that I needed for Wed's lab didn't get ordered because the ordering folks were outside sitting on the sidewalk as well. AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who knew PG county could afford an Office of Homeland Security after all the money their politicians have stolen recently?!?



Just so I don't seem totally self-absorbed (I really am and I'm not afraid to admit it): the two injured students were treated for minor cuts and acid burns but will be OK.
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« Reply #988 on: September 26, 2011, 04:27:44 PM »

Hell Yeah!!

New exam is written and ready to go!
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« Reply #989 on: September 26, 2011, 07:07:10 PM »

Hell Yeah!!

New exam is written and ready to go!

Someone needs to blow up my chemistry building and get me out of tomorrow's exam.....
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