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« Reply #4455 on: February 02, 2013, 12:19:34 PM »
Last I checked we are all still human... OK, most of us. laughingdp Ergo, being human, we all screw up. But it is nice to be able to learn from other carbon based, bipedal, air breathing life form's mistakes. Wink So much to learn, so little time.

And kopf is right. Know the condition of your weapon. 'nuff said. waytogo
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« Reply #4456 on: February 02, 2013, 12:21:33 PM »
Quote from: The Architect on February 02, 2013, 04:42:05 AM
(Start of joke)

The way things are going these day, you should get about $6,000 for that.

(End of joke)

I'll give you $7,000 but only if it comes with a 100 rnd C-Mag! laughingdp
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I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.
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« Reply #4457 on: February 02, 2013, 05:37:01 PM »
Should this go here or the beer thread?   cheeky
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« Reply #4458 on: February 02, 2013, 05:38:33 PM »
Quote from: DucNaked on February 02, 2013, 05:37:01 PM
Should this go here or the beer thread?   cheeky



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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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« Reply #4459 on: February 02, 2013, 05:46:01 PM »
A must if you want to drink the good beer  Grin  drink
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« Reply #4460 on: February 02, 2013, 05:52:37 PM »
Quote from: Bick on February 02, 2013, 05:38:33 PM
Group Buy?

We should hold off until the TBO.2 is released with an IR Laser!
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« Reply #4461 on: February 04, 2013, 10:56:58 AM »
Gasses hurt...

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« Reply #4462 on: February 09, 2013, 05:56:17 PM »
Quote from: hbliam on January 31, 2013, 11:45:34 PM
No argument there. And I'd say the same thing to them. Stupid.

In the last ten years I've worked at two agencies. At the first one I know a training officer that was shot in the leg by his rookie, a swat officer shot in the gut by a member of his team, a classmate that shot his partner in the arm during a gunfight, several rookies that AD'd in the parking lot and at home, and one of my present Sgt's AD'd in the station last month. We are still mocking him.

He shouldn't be around to be mocked.
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« Reply #4463 on: February 10, 2013, 12:53:46 PM »
Quote from: kopfjäger on February 09, 2013, 05:56:17 PM
He shouldn't be around to be mocked.

So if a Marine AD's he gets discharged?
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« Reply #4464 on: February 10, 2013, 01:43:10 PM »
Quote from: hbliam on February 10, 2013, 12:53:46 PM
So if a Marine AD's he gets discharged?

Touché.
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« Reply #4465 on: February 10, 2013, 01:52:46 PM »
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

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« Reply #4466 on: February 10, 2013, 01:55:19 PM »
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« Reply #4467 on: February 11, 2013, 08:36:47 PM »
If Thts put together by hand, someones got arthritis
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Quote from: Timmy Tucker on February 27, 2011, 11:11:58 AM
About the goat...
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« Reply #4468 on: February 12, 2013, 04:18:25 PM »
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« Reply #4469 on: February 12, 2013, 04:41:41 PM »
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