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« Reply #4470 on: February 13, 2013, 06:59:55 AM »
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« Reply #4471 on: February 13, 2013, 01:42:29 PM »
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Now that's a pretty sight. Wink
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I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

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« Reply #4472 on: February 13, 2013, 07:29:22 PM »
Interesting.  Some fairly graphic images.
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

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« Reply #4473 on: February 13, 2013, 07:34:42 PM »
A few more from fun day...
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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« Reply #4474 on: February 13, 2013, 07:44:19 PM »
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« Reply #4475 on: February 14, 2013, 02:59:47 PM »
The Mosin has a name...

   
небольшой поршневой насос. Grin
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« Reply #4476 on: February 14, 2013, 03:15:55 PM »
Quote from: ducpainter on February 14, 2013, 02:59:47 PM
The Mosin has a name...

   
небольшой поршневой насос. Grin

You couldn't have just gone with Lucille or something?

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« Reply #4477 on: February 14, 2013, 03:25:05 PM »
Quote from: ducpainter on February 14, 2013, 02:59:47 PM
The Mosin has a name...

   
небольшой поршневой насос. Grin

How do you pronounce that?
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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« Reply #4478 on: February 14, 2013, 03:35:31 PM »
Quote from: Bick on February 14, 2013, 03:25:05 PM
How do you pronounce that?

"Jackass"
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« Reply #4479 on: February 14, 2013, 03:40:01 PM »
Quote from: ducatiz on February 14, 2013, 03:36:52 PM
http://www.practicalenvironmentalist.com/automobiles/subaru-diesel-cars-usa.htm

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That's interesting...

it is the wrong thread though. laughingdp

Quote from: ducatiz on February 14, 2013, 03:35:31 PM
"Jackass"
I pronounce it donkey...'cuz it kicks like one. Wink
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« Reply #4480 on: February 14, 2013, 03:52:30 PM »
Quote from: ducatiz on February 14, 2013, 03:35:31 PM
"Jackass"

That is so sweet to have named it after me! Grin
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

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« Reply #4481 on: February 14, 2013, 03:54:04 PM »
Quote from: Bick on February 14, 2013, 03:52:30 PM
That is so sweet to have named it after me! Grin
I've never considered you a Jack...
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« Reply #4482 on: February 15, 2013, 09:42:44 AM »
My late dad was called Jackass #1 by all his buddies. They'd call on the phone and ask "Where is Jackass #1??". Always cracked me up as a kid.

On his 50th birthday my late Mom and I had pendants made up with an image of a jackass and #1 after it. It was a surprise party and everyone had a pendant to wave in his face! laughingdp To top it off my sister and I bought him a donkey (couldn't find a full size jackass) and had it in the backyard when he got home. It was a "two fer"... we had no idea the animal was preggers. Dad named the donkey after my Mom and the little one that came later was named after her sister! laughingdp

I inherited a lot of the jackass in him. bang head Damn proud for the gift! RIP Dad.
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I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

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« Reply #4483 on: February 15, 2013, 06:32:12 PM »
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« Reply #4484 on: February 15, 2013, 07:44:59 PM »
ASSAULT SLINGSHOT!!!
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And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw that—it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.
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