Sometimes I use Wikipedia whilst intoxicated.
This is one of those times.
How I ended up reading about the 'Earth Liberation Front' I'm not really sure.
But here is the
least intimidating terrorist portrait ever.
![](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/91/Hornebeagles.jpg)
you know that south park episode about the hamsters and the pan flute players?
it was really about basset hounds and pan flute players
the ELF'ses are going to unleash a slobbering cock and nipple dragging hell onto the earth
unlike we have seen since
well
now, or since we have seen since yesterday
or
the day before