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« Reply #840 on: May 20, 2011, 12:59:33 PM » |
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Like I always tell my step son when we go on vacation to our family cabin near Cimarron, NM and he asks about the black bears... "Oh, I'm not worried about out running the bears, all I need to do is out run you!"   |
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I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!
I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!
The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.
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« Reply #841 on: May 20, 2011, 01:02:00 PM » |
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I'll have to remember that!!
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« Reply #843 on: May 21, 2011, 12:05:32 PM » |
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Did I ever tell you the story about the Zen master and the little boy?
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« Reply #844 on: May 25, 2011, 02:07:18 PM » |
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« Reply #845 on: May 25, 2011, 02:46:21 PM » |
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Somehow I know the driver gunned it as he came up to that puddle. Both funny and a shithead move at the same time.
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« Reply #846 on: May 30, 2011, 02:30:18 PM » |
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Found this guy grabbing a snack on one of the trees in the back yard:  JM |
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Got Torque? ADULT TRUTHS
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
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« Reply #847 on: May 31, 2011, 12:38:04 PM » |
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Confused rider who doesn't know what he is even riding at the moment. (2012 URAL GearUp, 2012 Ninja 250 Racer, 1969 CB175 Racer)
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« Reply #848 on: May 31, 2011, 01:22:04 PM » |
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^ Wrong thread. You're looking for the WTF thread.
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He man, where are all the ads?
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« Reply #849 on: May 31, 2011, 02:14:25 PM » |
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Yea wtf..
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I WIN Ok babe I surrender to u. U may work me out till I drop About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob.
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« Reply #850 on: May 31, 2011, 02:32:11 PM » |
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Who the hell came up with that idea? Jeez!  |
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I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!
I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!
The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.
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« Reply #851 on: May 31, 2011, 03:13:30 PM » |
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I picture my dog running around the yard making stars and hearts to hand out as party favors to the neighborhood kids.
They'll all fight over who gets the ones with corn in it.
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« Reply #852 on: June 02, 2011, 08:57:13 AM » |
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Did I ever tell you the story about the Zen master and the little boy?
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« Reply #853 on: June 07, 2011, 04:01:38 PM » |
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Found in the backyard today:    JM |
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10. Bad decisions make good stories.
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« Reply #854 on: June 07, 2011, 06:17:12 PM » |
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aww  if you kiss him he might turn into a prince |
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