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« Reply #1080 on: November 17, 2011, 04:23:42 PM » |
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« Reply #1081 on: November 17, 2011, 04:27:08 PM » |
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And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.
Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw that—it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.
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« Reply #1082 on: November 17, 2011, 08:15:44 PM » |
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« Reply #1083 on: November 17, 2011, 11:28:26 PM » |
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Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project.
So I went solo. -Me
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« Reply #1084 on: November 18, 2011, 12:01:27 AM » |
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Can we thin the gene pool?
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« Reply #1085 on: November 18, 2011, 02:43:25 AM » |
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Let's do Noodles again for dinner honey okay?
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« Reply #1086 on: November 18, 2011, 08:04:00 AM » |
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That's it. Now I want a new iPhone solely so I can ask "Siri, Do you know Pho King Way?" |
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« Reply #1087 on: November 18, 2011, 09:02:23 AM » |
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I suddenly love my job Well there goes my appetite.  Did he loose his watch in there?  |
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I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!
I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!
The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.
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« Reply #1088 on: November 18, 2011, 09:08:56 AM » |
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Well there goes my appetite. Did he loose his watch in there? Seriously....how do you negotiate a salary for that job?...clearly the fact that you answered the ad and showed up for the interview puts you on pretty weak footing |
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« Reply #1089 on: November 18, 2011, 09:15:32 AM » |
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« Reply #1090 on: November 18, 2011, 09:18:20 AM » |
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Is this a memoir by Jeffrey Dahmer? |
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« Reply #1091 on: November 18, 2011, 09:25:21 AM » |
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Seriously....how do you negotiate a salary for that job?...clearly the fact that you answered the ad and showed up for the interview puts you on pretty weak footing
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I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!
I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!
The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.
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« Reply #1093 on: November 18, 2011, 11:25:58 AM » |
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I remember reading a story years ago about some sort of Japanese drink (soda??) that was spelled and pronounced in English as "cow piss". Didn't fare too well. Funky marketing.  |
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I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!
I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!
The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.
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« Reply #1094 on: November 18, 2011, 12:29:38 PM » |
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Let's do Noodles again for dinner honey okay?
I'll try that line tonight. cross your fingers. |
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