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[Porsche Monkey]

Mint condition except for the scratches and broken signal. This must be the Ninja 250R Capirex if it does 130!

Oh so that's why its $3300.

[GAAN]

Girl seeking WoW player - w4m

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Date: 2008-10-14, 11:01AM PDT

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Do you like to PvP in the World of Warcraft? Do you want to have sex with a girl playing arena in the eighteen-hundreds bracket? Do you want to have sex with me WHILE I play arena? Continue reading..


I will be playing my druid.. she is in full Season 3 and some Season 4. I play with another female player on her warrior, but she is not going to physically join us.. she will be on vent or skype listening in, but mostly her purpose will be to keep the game going smoothly by letting me know what is happening so I don't have to pay much attention.

You must be ok with vaginal and anal penetration, as well as eating me out, and you must be able to finish on me twice within one hour.

But more importantly, you must be familiar with the game. You should be not only yelling things like, "Your pussy feels so good on my dick" but also pay some attention to my arena game(s). And be loud. Remember, I'll have my headset on to talk to my partner. "Root him!", "Cyclone so I can pull out and make the beast with two backs your ass" and so on. You must be kinky, naughty, and very horny. I will be quizzing you, so if you are not sure about your stuff, please do not respond.

What you have to do/have in order for me to consider you:

- You must have at least one level 70 in equivalent gear, maybe we can chat about it.
- You cannot be overweight, but also not the muscle jock body type with a brain the size of a pea. Chubby is BEST!
- You must be able to spell.
- You must be at least 20 years old and no older than 29.
- At least 5'10".
- No blondies.
- Dark hair, dark eyes
- Prefer uncut, but you must be clean. Circumsized will be considered, but not preferred.

About me:

- I am 5'8"
- 150lbs
- Blue eyes and brown hair.
- I know a lot about video games.
- I want to make the beast with two backs you while I play arena if you fulfill the above requirements. - I am very tight.. I have not had sex in about 8 months.


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[NAKID]

Uhhhhh, WOW...

[dolci]

completely speechless

[mstevens]

anti steering wheel lock on it

I guess the seller is more impressed with the anti-steering function  of the wheel lock than I am.

[mstevens]

Girl seeking WoW player - w4m

There's an active fantasy life, and there's delusionality.

I have a personal opinion about which side of the line this falls on.

[redxblack]

I have to hope this was a public "love letter" to someone specific she wants to hook up with. If that's the case - bravo! Otherwise, that's pretty scary.

[Monsterlover]

Quick. . .

to the sexual deviant thread!!!!!

[Scottish]

  uh.....
http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/cto/1448080933.html

[kingbaby]

I'll take it !!!

[Oldfisti]

uh.....
http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/cto/1448080933.html

Bad knock maybe?  Some 140w gear oil will fix that!    

[Oldfisti]

Behind you in line at DQ - m4w
Date: 2009-09-04, 4:50PM PDT

I was in line at the DQ on 6th getting mother's usual order of 3 hot dogs and onion rings. I was looking down at my Gameboy, not paying attention to the line when I felt the warm breeze hit my legs. I looked up from my Pokemon battle and there you were. 5'2, about 315 lbs. You had the remnants of your first two DQ orders stuck in your teeth, which were so gnarled, I could see them from the back.

You were polishing off a Dilly Bar when the methane cloud rose to my nostrils, curling my nose hairs. It was an aroma that could only be produced by a goddess. As I felched it, I detected a hit of salmon as well as delicate notes of chili. Subtle overtones of movie theater style butter pop corn were soon overpowered by the second wave, which brought a strong scent and taste of corned beef and cabbage. (Mmmmmmm...)

I could see the gas bubble trying to escape from your neoprene-esque tights, most of which were so far up your crack, I debated momentarily whether they were actually two pairs of pants, each housing one of your delightful cankles. The outline of your swollen, probably irritated pachyderm knuckle made me picture a furry cantaloupe split perfectly down the middle, complete with crateresque dimples. This image only further infuriated my raging erection. I struggled to contain my three inches until I eventually prematurely ejaculated. It might have been embarrassing had I not been wearing pajamas with the feet in them under my value brand khakis.

I know you will probably never read this, as I heard you commenting to the store clerk that you could not read, and proceeded to order by pointing at pictures and grunting. But I had to share my story.

I hope to see you again some day. And if by some chance someone reads this to you, please do not shave, I really liked your mustache.

    * Location: Grants Pass
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PostingID: 1359017762

[Monsterlover]

wow

really?

[Oldfisti]

wow

really?

It's true.

Sometimes you can't make this shit up.   

[Monsterlover]

apparently not