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[LowThudd]

 
Bong Zong 2 feet almost new great buy - $80 (fullerton)

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Date: 2010-01-20, 1:02PM PST
Reply to: sale-eprev-1562263711@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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i dont no y some dumbass thinks my post is a scam i can asure its not..... look at todays the date i posted this new ad anyways this is my old zong i just dont want it anymore its clean as new and ready for you i got a new downstem so you dont have 2 worry about that anymore but now i chipped the bottom part of the hole where the downstem goes into the bong and yeahhhh its still air tight but the chip is there and thats why im only chargeing 80 bucks.................... it hits good and clean i put alot of water in it so it would chug and not hit way fast but you do whatever you want i wont stop you im sure will talk more about this when you come and pick it up THE BOWL PIECE IS NOT INCLUDED .. this is a great deal even if there arnt any perks in it or anything like its 2 feet tall hits good you'll love it go and buy a new bong for 200 plus or buy mine for 80 i dont care give me a call if you wanna buy it 714 399 5533 my names andy and please leave me a message if i dont answer or my phones off i sleep alot

[teddy037.2]

http://erie.craigslist.org/cto/1566168971.html

I have a 1990 Chevy Surban 4x4 the just QUIT running ( lost oil presser and started making a banking noice ) 350 V8 auto just had new grease put in rear end and tranfer case and unvacles . Has 3" lift kit Chrome wheels 6 bolts
Insp. until may 2010 , I have large Mud tires on it ! The day before it quite we had just filled the tank with 35 gals of gas ! I will knot off $ 100.00 if I take out my NEW BATTERY and the GAS !
Call for more info: 814-720-5870 leave massage for Tom

how did tom find the internet?

[Scottish]

lol, the funniest thing is that I thought I clicked the "Crafty Basterds" thread with pictures of things that we've made. I thought damn lowthudds a pothead lol. 

[teddy037.2]

lol, the funniest thing is that I thought I clicked the "Crafty Basterds" thread with pictures of things that we've made. I thought damn lowthudds a pothead lol. 

[LowThudd]

lol, the funniest thing is that I thought I clicked the "Crafty Basterds" thread with pictures of things that we've made. I thought damn lowthudds a pothead lol. 

Hey, who told you!

[sno_duc]

Didn't which thread to post this in CL or 1911 
Enjoy.

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown  Savannah night before last.

Date: 2009-05-27, 1 :43 a.m.  E.S.T.

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

 First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!

 I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

 After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!

 I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]

 I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.

 Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.

 The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).

  ;In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.Have a good day!

Thoughtfully yours,

Alex

[LowThudd]

THAT is the kewlist thing that has ever been. The sludge leaker got what he deserved in a big way. LMAO!

[swampduc]

BS, but funny as hell nonetheless.

[Grampa]

not funny, but damn cool


http://fresno.craigslist.org/mcy/1553429716.html

[muskrat]

price keeps increasing with age and mileage http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/1615808758.html

[junior varsity]

My goodness... 13k? with 10k mi?

[Oldfisti]

Groovy dolly-cart van for sale - $4500 (Mar Vista)
Date: 2010-02-22, 7:35PM PST
Reply to: sale-eeuhg-1613542814@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I bought this bad boy baby at a bakesale outside of Wolverhampton about 3 years ago. The Freighter van is a real pantie dropper. She’s a ’74, originally from Texas. Motor is from a Ford Starliner that had it’s factory 352 swapped out with a 390. My mate Sammy Wengalls (of Wengall’s Bakery Shoppe fame) built it to 401HP. 3 deuces with factory cast headers. Transmission is a three speed standard with overdrive. And boy howdy does she like overdrive. Standard steering, power brakes, A/C that blows cold as a witche’s tits. Originally with a white exterior and red interior and now with a beige exterior and white naughahyde interior. Frame & floor are in good condition. Has soft spot in floor just east of the right rear fenderwell (good for dumping stash out when on the move, if you know what I mean), a couple of bubbles around rear wheel-well openings, four or five quarter-sized holes in the door down by the drivers feet. This is a solid Texas car. Craig CB-radio and about 12 bar-buoy cup holders last time I counted (though I could have been drinking). She’s ready for a no-holds-barred 3,000 km adventure. Giive her a bit of welly and see where she takes you.

Price – $4,500 or will trade for water skiing boat or timeshare in Hawaii. If you’re into wife-swapping, that’s cool too.

Addl search words: Budapest, suped-up, 8-track tape, ‘70’s, tricked-out, bad ass, The A Team, The A-Team, hot rod, disco, freak show, Lou Reed, Santana, Def Leopard, Grateful Dead, retro, shag, Eames, Swanson’s TV dinners, Stratocaster, Keith Richards, Jim Carroll, The Doors, Smashing Windows, Oriental Carpets On Fire Replete With Miniature Spanish Olives (and they’re already pretty small)

    * Location: Mar Vista
    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

[NorDog]

Groovy dolly-cart van for sale - $4500 (Mar Vista)
Date: 2010-02-22, 7:35PM PST
Reply to: sale-eeuhg-1613542814@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I bought this bad boy baby at a bakesale outside of Wolverhampton about 3 years ago. The Freighter van is a real pantie dropper. She’s a ’74, originally from Texas.

I don't know what a '74 Freighter looks like, but the van in the pic is a Ford Econoline of the body type made from 1961 to 1967.

[victor441]

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/mcy/1614358968.html

[muskrat]

but it's Harley orange at least.  that alone is worth the price.