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The best of craigslist....If you have not seen it, look at it now. There is some funny shit there  http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/ |
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This site is bad for me.....It makes me want to spend thousands of dollars that I do not have XD
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« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2008, 10:40:16 AM » |
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I hate looking at it because before I know it I've gone through a months worth of postings and have lost an hour of my life. |
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« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2008, 11:15:08 AM » |
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yea, but it is an hour of laughing |
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This site is bad for me.....It makes me want to spend thousands of dollars that I do not have XD
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StrikeJollyRoger
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« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2008, 09:26:22 PM » |
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I'm so happy that this list exists. Now I have something to read and laugh at after I go through the prior weeks Happiness and Cyanide comics. Thank you Craigslist! (No, thank you SJR!)
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« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2008, 06:05:09 AM » |
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This posting has been flagged for removal  What was it? |
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MendoDave
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« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2008, 01:16:57 PM » |
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Nemesis required. 6-month project with possibilty to extend
Date: 2008-05-07, 2:49PM PDT
I've been trying to think of ways to spice up my life. I'm 35 years old, happily married with two kids and I have a good job in insurance. But somethings missing. I feel like I'm old before my time. I need to inject some excitement into my daily routine through my arm before its too late. I need a challenge, something to get the adrenaline pumping again. An addiction would be nice, but, in short, I need a nemesis. I'm willing to pay $350 up front for you services as an arch enemy over the next six months. Nothing crazy. Steal my parking space, knock my coffee over, trip me when Im running to catch the BART and occasionaly whisper in my ear, "Ahha, we meet again". That kind of thing. Just keep me on my toes. Complacency will be the death of me. You need to have an evil streak and be blessed with innate guile and cunning. You should also be adept at inconsicuous pursuit. Evil laugh preferred. Send me a photo and a brief explanation why you would be a good nemesis.
British accent preferred.
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« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2008, 01:35:47 PM » |
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What was it? Sorry, I should know better than to post without quoting it. it was a '92 kawasaki 1100 cruiser with like 20 something thousand miles on it for $5000. Plus it was in the funniest broken english I've read in a while. |
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DucHockey
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« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2008, 03:10:20 PM » |
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I knew I shouldn't click the link. But I did. Thank you Mac_48. That just cost me about 3 hours of my life.
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« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2008, 04:06:52 PM » |
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Bwahahahahah!
To my neighbor who I saw pooping in his yard yesterday - w4m
Date: 2008-06-05, 2:52PM EDT
I saw you couched down with your pants around your ankles. I asked "Hey, what are you doing?". Your reply was "Pooping in a groundhog hole! I read about it online. It's suppose to trick the groundhog into thinking another animal has moved into it's lair.".
Since you are normally a sane person I refrained from calling the police.
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I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
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« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2008, 04:23:38 AM » |
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Bwahahahahah!
To my neighbor who I saw pooping in his yard yesterday - w4m
Date: 2008-06-05, 2:52PM EDT
I saw you couched down with your pants around your ankles. I asked "Hey, what are you doing?". Your reply was "Pooping in a groundhog hole! I read about it online. It's suppose to trick the groundhog into thinking another animal has moved into it's lair.".
Since you are normally a sane person I refrained from calling the police.
I wonder if I can do that in my office. |
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« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2008, 06:26:31 AM » |
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I wonder if I can do that in my office.
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« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2008, 06:34:43 AM » |
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HAHAHA
I heart Craigslist.
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« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2008, 07:09:40 AM » |
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I wonder if I can do that in my office.
Just say "I read about it online" and all will be forgiven. |
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« Reply #14 on: June 27, 2008, 07:49:06 AM » |
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ha ha ha ha ... I almost poo'd myself reading that.  |
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