Craigslist and other deals

Started by DRKWNG, July 07, 2010, 03:28:10 AM

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DRKWNG

And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

zooom

99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

Steve.In.Atlanta

2005 Monster S4R
1982 Moto Guzzi V50 Mk3 (project bike)
2001 Monster 900S (stolen)

zooom

Quote from: Steve.In.Atlanta on September 25, 2013, 05:41:52 AM
Too bad I blew all my money at the club last night.


hookers and blow will get ya everytime....where'd ya go? Doll House?
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

Steve.In.Atlanta

Quote from: zooom on September 25, 2013, 05:48:18 AM

hookers and blow will get ya everytime....where'd ya go? Doll House?

The Doll House is a bit too classy, went to Fannies where they've got all the Klass.
2005 Monster S4R
1982 Moto Guzzi V50 Mk3 (project bike)
2001 Monster 900S (stolen)

The Mad King Pepe'

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me--and there was no one left to speak for me.

zooom

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/mcy/4091427027.html

this ad should read " Hi, I ruined a perfectly good bike with very poor taste in mods and I want you to pay twice the price for the stupidity I have spent because I think it is worth it to look like a poseur for a ridiculous amount of money !! "
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

zooom

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/wan/4091306427.html

BTW...no clue what the event is, but if anyone is interested in renting their Monster....
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

Slide Panda

Quote from: zooom on September 26, 2013, 04:33:46 AM
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/mcy/4091427027.html

this ad should read " Hi, I ruined a perfectly good bike with very poor taste in mods and I want you to pay twice the price for the stupidity I have spent because I think it is worth it to look like a poseur for a ridiculous amount of money !! "

Tempted to troll him asking if there's all the stock parts so I cam make it right
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

tocino

Quote from: The Mad King Pepe' on September 25, 2013, 05:47:14 PM
Elderly owned, that says it all.  :-[    Somebody please go rescue that poor thing! [evil]

I would think it was worth more than that. I guess not.

I'm always leery of cars / bikes coming out of Florida...
"Purchase this fine motorbike and you will find yourself swimming in a ocean of pre-feminist, lose-moraled women in see-through clothing without any buttons." - PipeBurn

Slide Panda

Quote from: tocino on September 26, 2013, 06:27:00 AM
I'm always leery of cars / bikes coming out of Florida...

Other than the shockingly high number of instances of epically stupid things being done, per capita in FL - why's that?

And I too will give a grumble of 'Hmmmm, mm Florida' when I see that's where it's listed... something about that state
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

Steve.In.Atlanta

Quote from: zooom on September 26, 2013, 04:33:46 AM
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/mcy/4091427027.html

this ad should read " Hi, I ruined a perfectly good bike with very poor taste in mods and I want you to pay twice the price for the stupidity I have spent because I think it is worth it to look like a poseur for a ridiculous amount of money !! "

That looks like one of those stretched turds the idiots around here ride really fast straight down the interstate and nowhere else.
2005 Monster S4R
1982 Moto Guzzi V50 Mk3 (project bike)
2001 Monster 900S (stolen)

tocino

Quote from: Slide Panda on September 26, 2013, 06:39:01 AM
Other than the shockingly high number of instances of epically stupid things being done, per capita in FL - why's that?

And I too will give a grumble of 'Hmmmm, mm Florida' when I see that's where it's listed... something about that state

I'm not sure if they fixed their process, but in the past Florida's lax vehicle title policy made it easy to buy an out-of-stage salvage car / bike and get a clear Florida title. Then the scammer would flip them at auctions / ebay / etc.  A month after there was a big flood somewhere there'd be a bunch of cheap cars coming out of Florida (and a few other states with the same issue) that had been previously submerged but then cleaned up. There was an article I read about an auction company buying so many cars after Hurricane Sandy that they rented an airport on Long Island to store all the cars (parked them on the runways). Although I'm sure (sarcasm intended) that whoever they auctioned them off to were just going to dismantle them for parts.

"Purchase this fine motorbike and you will find yourself swimming in a ocean of pre-feminist, lose-moraled women in see-through clothing without any buttons." - PipeBurn

Slide Panda

Ahh yes. That stirs a memory about their title policies

Speaking of water damage - was going over my ebay bike searches and paused to read the description on one from NJ that noted 'minor water damage'... yeah no thanks! Don't need no Sandy sea water damaged bike
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

zooom

Quote from: Slide Panda on September 26, 2013, 08:37:47 AM
.... read the description on one from NJ that noted 'minor water damage'... yeah no thanks! Don't need no Sandy sea water damaged bike

tis just a flesh wound!!!
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T