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« Reply #420 on: March 24, 2011, 02:33:25 PM »
Quote from: DRKWNG on March 24, 2011, 02:27:53 PM
Maybe, once you tell him that it'll do 140.

My speedometer once said I was doing 160!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Granted this was downhill with a strong wind at my back, but still) As long as he doesn't ask what units, I'm golden! I'll be sure to tell him I get 220 per tank too. laughingdp
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« Reply #421 on: March 24, 2011, 04:18:23 PM »
Quote from: DRKWNG on March 24, 2011, 02:27:53 PM
Maybe, once you tell him that it'll do 140.

Wow! That is some really fast lint!
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« Reply #422 on: March 25, 2011, 10:00:36 AM »
Anyone looking for a cheap leather jacket? $89 w. free shipping  Shocked  http://www.motorcyclegear.com/street/closeouts/last_chance_bargains/scorpion/all_in_leather_motorcycle_jacket.html
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« Reply #423 on: March 28, 2011, 03:56:39 PM »
So Steve...  Now that you've sold the Buell...

http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=47088.new#new
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And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw that—it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.
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« Reply #424 on: March 28, 2011, 07:39:17 PM »
That thing is cool. I can't get another bike until the Norton is together! And even then I can't get another one. Unless something really cool comes up.
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« Reply #425 on: March 29, 2011, 01:26:32 AM »
Lars! DO IT!!

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/2265202895.html
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And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw that—it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.
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« Reply #426 on: March 29, 2011, 02:00:30 AM »
Quote from: DRKWNG on March 29, 2011, 01:26:32 AM
Lars! DO IT!!

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/2265202895.html
My favorite line from that ad: "This bike is not for beginners." Evil Present owner must have heard Lars' review: "Superduke blah drool blah bow down blah Shocked Superduke!"
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« Reply #427 on: March 29, 2011, 02:11:02 AM »
The guy can most likely be talked down a touch if you take the right approach. The add states that the bike has the full Akra Ti system, when in fact it has FMF slip-ons. Also, KTM never spec'd any of their bikes with magnesium wheels, and those are the same hoops (the stock ones) that are on my SD. WPS suspension? Really?
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And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw that—it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.
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« Reply #428 on: March 29, 2011, 04:26:33 AM »
Quote from: Ducatician on March 29, 2011, 02:00:30 AM
My favorite line from that ad: "This bike is not for beginners." Evil Present owner must have heard Lars' review: "Superduke blah drool blah bow down blah Shocked Superduke!"

you forgot the Ham Sammich in there buddy...you're slipping!...must be the $$$ burnin a hole in your pocket causing a purchase fever induced condition.
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« Reply #429 on: March 29, 2011, 07:28:21 AM »
http://frederick.craigslist.org/mcy/2277149424.html

OH LARS....grab your ham sammich!
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« Reply #430 on: March 29, 2011, 07:29:47 AM »
Fixed their ad so Lars will be more interested:

KTM 950 Supermoto
8900 miles
Extra seat- gel-filled
KTM soft bags & tank bag
KTM Ham sammiches
Sliders
Leo Vince Exhaust
All stock parts, service records, manuals
Ready to Ride, Excellent Condition
Cash only, No trades, No parting out of accessories
Phone: 301-387-8318 Please call or leave number and time to call.
Too many nuisance e-mails...........
Can send more photos
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« Reply #431 on: March 29, 2011, 08:26:04 AM »
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« Reply #432 on: March 29, 2011, 09:53:14 AM »
Quote from: Ducatician on March 29, 2011, 02:00:30 AM
My favorite line from that ad: "This bike is not for beginners."

Statements like that always remind me of the line a used car salesman I used to race with used years ago to great effect. A guy had come in to look for a new truck. He obviously didn't have enough money, but as an evil used care salesman he was duty-bound to get him to buy the most expensive (overpriced) truck on the lot. Said salesman looked over at the guy's family in the old truck and then back at said customer. "I don't know Bubba, I don't think your wife will let you buy this much truck."
Sold!
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« Reply #433 on: March 29, 2011, 10:13:44 AM »
Though not the same, my personal favorite on CL or other used ads is when people say they have $xxx 'invested' in the bike. Stock, bonds and T-bills are investments. No matter how much you spend, bikes are mostly toys. Get over the concept of 'investing'  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #434 on: March 29, 2011, 02:41:18 PM »
^ that always bothered me too - I thought maybe its 'cause I'm an economist/lawyer and overly picky about such things  Roll Eyes

That KTM 950SM has been for sale for a really long time - if I'm not mistaken (and I might be) going on about six months now.
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