The mind of a Multistrada owner

Wow it's 38 degrees in January...I love Sydney!

My fuel light is flashing at me but since I'm smarter than the fuel gauge I know that I have 3 gallons of gas left
Let's see.. since my fuel consumption ranges from 25mpg to 42mpg...I have somewhere between 75 and 126 miles to go before I run out. Check the computer....'ol yeah...it's flashing and no help. I don't have time to stop because my wife keeps calling my cell phone which I don't want to answer.
Man this DUCATI & Termi exhaust system sounds nice
Almost forgot...my speedo is nearly 10% too fast so if the speed limit is 65mph and the cops give you ~ 7mph cushion I should be able to run ~80??. Ah shit...recalculate...the speed limit just changed to 55mph
I love this DUCATI
No wait if the speedo is reading 10% too fast then my odometer mileage is 10% overstated so I my miles to empty calculation was flawed......no dumb arse...that doesn't matter....does it? Shit I don't know
I'm only ~1hr later than I told my wife.....wonder if I can come-up with a credible story Nah...probably not
How freaking hard is it to design a fuel gauge...Italian Engineers must be better lovers than fuel gauge designers?
SHIT...Recalculate...the speed limit just changed back to 60mph
Why am I getting a woody....stop thinking about my neighbour....or was that the Italian Engineer....no wait.. I'm straight.
I think my miles to go calculation should be pretty good
Did she just sputter? Oh shit...I filled her up but I wonder if the air bubble screwed me to thinking she was full.
I'd better pull over and find some gas
But I have this woody..
I remember when I had a Honda I didn't have to worry about shit like this.
Cool another curve.....I'm going to romp-down on this V-Twin and make her sing a sweet Italian song
I wonder if Ferrari owners have bad fuel gauges???
But chicks dig Ferrai's so who cares??
Wonder if chicks dig Multistrada??
There comes that Woody again
Shit...Recalculate... the speed limit just changed to 45mph