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[Kopfjager]

^^^ As always, truly awesome. 

[NoisyDante]

 
I discovered that she was like Dante's Tink..... until she got a few drinks in her....3 drinks and she was on the express elevator to the sub-basement.....


I slept poorly with one eye open that night

[DoubleEagle]

Just goes to show you......you never can tell !

Dolph     

[metallimonster]

Rat,

Why is it that the hot ones that are ridiculous in bed are always bat shit crazy?  If I could just find one that was like that and somewhat normal I'd be a happy man.

Double,

No way you get out of that on campus now days.  They taze people for looking funny now.

Krolik, I'm jealous.  Sounds almost as good as tripping at Bonnaroo while watching the Flamming Lips.

[Pip]

This thread makes a workday bearable.  

[badgalbetty]

then there is the time I snuck into the captain's cabin and put stretch film across his toilet seat........the result? One pissed off captain with shit all over the place.

[cyrus buelton]

This thread makes a workday bearable.  

+1 to that.




By the way..............if you ever decide to go cowtipping...........make sure there is no bull in the same field 


I think I ran the 100m in less than 5 seconds

[ducatiz]

Ouch... Lsd in food counts as a murder attempt in some jurisdictions... Aggravated assault in others....

[metallimonster]

By the way..............if you ever decide to go cowtipping...........make sure there is no bull in the same field 

Growing up in Southern Ohio I've been chased by more than a few bulls. Worse is farmers shooting rock salt shells.  I've never been hit but it's been close a few times.

[cyrus buelton]

So about a year ago, there was a vacant cube across from mine. We have these windows between them on one side, but they are high enough up so that you aren't constantly staring or seeing the other.

Well, the AP Department which I used to sort of manage (I was the supervisor and then the manager got fired, so I assumed manager role for about 7 months before a replacement was hired. I like it to be known as my rein of unsupervised management; I tell you what........you leave people alone, they get a lot of work done). So alas, they hire a Manager, promote someone to supervisor and I created my own department that I am in now, which happens to be located in the same cube bank as AP.

so one day this douchebag looking male temp shows up. He is really quiet, but seemed to get along with everyone. Of course sitting on the otherside of the wall, I never talked to this kid that much.

I was walking by one day (to get from the copier to my cube you walk by that cube and can see the computer screen) and saw this moron streaming audio or trying to. That is the quickest way to get canned at this company is to pull a lot of bandwidth because we are cheapasses and don't buy enough as is.

Well, cruising the DMF that day I see this odd post about streaming audio at work.......................saying he got a temp job doing AP work and the network was locked down and he couldn't stream audio, blah blah blah.


Well...............everyone meet Metallimonster........





Things don't get more random then that.

[metallimonster]

I am a total douche.  But your the King Douche!


Seriously, it was very random to share a wall with someone on here and not know it.  I even knew who he was from pics of his Doberman on the wall.

And no, I don't work there anymore.  Thank God!

[cyrus buelton]

And no, I don't work there anymore.  Thank God!

Lucky shit.


I'd have to say that ranks #2 of the most random meeting of someone.

the other one is more than bizzare.

Fall of 2002, I studied abroad in Cork, Ireland.

Spent the first 6 days in Ireland in Dublin of course. Three days by myself and then 3 days with the study abroad program before departing for Cork.

We were in some pub in the Temple Bar District and spot this hot blonde (clearly not Irish).

So I start chatting her up and come to find out............she grew up in South Bend (where I am from) and worked for my Dad for a few years.

I got creeped out at that point and left.


Again, not one of my brighter decisions in life because things were progressing nicely, but wasn't quite sure how to seal the deal in a 8 bed hostile room.

[Oldfisti]

Lucky shit.


I'd have to say that ranks #2 of the most random meeting of someone.

the other one is more than bizzare.

Fall of 2002, I studied abroad in Cork, Ireland.

Spent the first 6 days in Ireland in Dublin of course. Three days by myself and then 3 days with the study abroad program before departing for Cork.

We were in some pub in the Temple Bar District and spot this hot blonde (clearly not Irish).

So I start chatting her up and come to find out............she grew up in South Bend (where I am from) and worked for my Dad for a few years.

I got creeped out at that point and left.


Again, not one of my brighter decisions in life because things were progressing nicely, but wasn't quite sure how to seal the deal in a 8 bed hostile room.

If the Hostel was hostile you could always enjoy the great outdoors or find a broom closet or something.

Priorities, man!

[cyrus buelton]

If the Hostel was hostile you could always enjoy the great outdoors or find a broom closet or something.
Priorities, man!

damn spell check.





God damn that was one shitty hostel they put us up in.

[KnightofNi]

Catholic?

sac

no, pentacostal and southern baptist. we went baptist because the pentacostals were too restrictive.

when my dad was a deacon at the church we had a bonfire in our yard where people threw all sorts of stuff in there because it was inherently evil and would allow the devil to invade them and make them do bad things.

there were band shirts, albums (make the beast with two backser burnt one of the first run pressings of master of puppets ), throwing stars, gambling devices like dice and cards, and other random objects that people felt had too much influence over them and were leading them down a dark path. strangely i don't recall anyone burning drug paraphenalia or booze. i guess that is ok.