I was at the local Honyamsuzsaki dealer and saw a mint white/red S4R for sale. It was on consignment. The dealer parked it in front of a sea of chrome. As I was walking out, I pointed to the S4R and said to a sales person "that's the best looking bike you have here". The dude gave me a look as if I was a drunken crazy alien.

BTW, the bike was sold in no time