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KnightofNi
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« Reply #3000 on: January 21, 2014, 08:04:57 AM »
I was promised biscuits. I didn't get them.


That half glass of vodka is kicking in.


I need food
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
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Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
Oldfisti
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« Reply #3001 on: January 21, 2014, 05:02:29 PM »
My vodka is kicking in as well. 

No biscuits, but I did have a few slices.   drink
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Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #3002 on: January 21, 2014, 05:04:28 PM »
Yeah...

I'm thinking rum.

And maybe some ginger ale.

Don't get excited, Trav. I mean Vernor's.
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I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 
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« Reply #3003 on: January 22, 2014, 08:06:01 PM »
hello, guinness. I love you.

you don't ever do me wrong, or try to make decisions on how my life should be
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« Reply #3004 on: January 22, 2014, 09:19:22 PM »
noooo I'm out of beer.... guess I'll go back to sleep then

le sad
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« Reply #3005 on: January 30, 2014, 08:42:55 PM »
yep.
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« Reply #3006 on: January 31, 2014, 04:34:02 AM »
Up the creek  Grin

Jacobs.
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« Reply #3007 on: January 31, 2014, 05:27:13 AM »
I've been up worse creeks.   Cool
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« Reply #3008 on: January 31, 2014, 08:28:56 AM »
Quote from: ungeheuer on January 31, 2014, 04:34:02 AM
Up the creek  Grin

Jacobs.

Mmmm... I like Jacob's Creek wine. Good, inexpensive Aussie stuff. Vino!
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The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

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« Reply #3009 on: January 31, 2014, 07:58:30 PM »
Quote from: fastwin on January 31, 2014, 08:28:56 AM
Mmmm... I like Jacob's Creek wine. Good, inexpensive Aussie stuff. Vino!

Agreed.

Kaesler wines have been hard to find lately.
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« Reply #3010 on: February 01, 2014, 10:56:00 PM »
drunkled.

at least tomorrow will be drunkled with purpose... superbooowwwwlllll.... chili. hooray!

let's get another beer open  drink
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« Reply #3011 on: February 02, 2014, 04:26:59 AM »
Last night I got into some of this...




As usual, I forgot to post in here once it started flowing.   drink
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Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #3012 on: February 03, 2014, 10:26:22 PM »
 Vino! + meds? it'll do... g'nite peeps
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« Reply #3013 on: February 07, 2014, 08:06:48 PM »
yep, I'm about drunk

 drink
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« Reply #3014 on: February 12, 2014, 11:14:43 PM »
yup.  no words.
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