The DMF officiel "I've impaired myself” threed....

[the_Journeyman]

With an orange slice?

JM

[Manny]

hmmmmm blue moon    dr::

... tastes like it was brewed in stinky gym socks? 

red red wine

for me tonight - whether i deserve it or not, gawdammit i'm taking it.

[printman]

With an orange slice?

JM

not since I was in Chicago have I had it that way, which is where I got hooked on it. That and Hoegarden.    cheers

[the_Journeyman]

Never tried Hoegarden, but my local grocery store stocks it ~

JM

[MrFryMoto]

hoegarden is... interesting
it's a nice change every now and then


for me


after this post, i will be making a martini

[teddy037.2]

I detect mai tais in my future... in a tiki head mug...

and dantheman, but that's beside the point. 

[Timmy Tucker]

Just found out the love of my life is getting married (to a total dickwad, nonetheless).    So, I'm finishing off some Patron Silver and Jaeger, and washing it down w/ Pilsner Urquell.  dr:: Not the best combo ever, but it's all I had lying around. Desperate times and all that. Fighting the urge to do some drunk dialing.

[MrFryMoto]

man this job thing has really cut into my drinking thing


i'm a cheap drunk!

AWESOME!

[vonkeswick]

Never tried Hoegarden, but my local grocery store stocks it ~

JM

 pu::
that shits nasty, imo



anyway pint night at a local watering hole with pals, then downtown with the lady, then DOWNtown with the lady

[El Matador]

Just found out the love of my life is getting married (to a total dickwad, nonetheless).    So, I'm finishing off some Patron Silver and Jaeger, and washing it down w/ Pilsner Urquell.  dr:: Not the best combo ever, but it's all I had lying around. Desperate times and all that. Fighting the urge to do some drunk dialing.

Dude that sucks...

I know of your pain... I'll be drinking tonight in your honor...

Pm' me your addres and I'll send you some venezuelan rum to ease the pain

[teddy037.2]

I, also, will raise a glass in your honor  dr::

[eltristo]

Hoegaarden > Blue Moon

As I have recently posted, you can't argue with math.

[SacDuc]

Just found out the love of my life is getting married (to a total dickwad, nonetheless).    So, I'm finishing off some Patron Silver and Jaeger, and washing it down w/ Pilsner Urquell.  dr:: Not the best combo ever, but it's all I had lying around. Desperate times and all that. Fighting the urge to do some drunk dialing.

Dude, I remember the day I got the email from the girl I was just sure was the only person I was going to love that way say that she is engaged. I actually threw up. Here's the thing, I now know that what I loved about her didn't actually exist. I loved this idea of her that I had. This person I put on a pedastal didn't actually exist. If we had ended up together it would have been bad in the long term. But still, this guy just had to be a douchebag because he was in the military and this girl and I were hippie liberal English major types. What did she see in that knuckle dragger?

Here's the strange part:
1) I met a woman (through the DML!) that I wouldn't trade for all the tea in china. I married her. Our first anniversary is coming up in a month.
2) I asked her to be my wife in a small town in Germany where her parents lived in the 60s.
3) A few days later we took the train up to the NATO base where the girl I had previously thought was the love of my life was living with her husband.
4) Turns out he was a really nice guy and that I was really glad that every thing turned out the way it did.

The moral of the story:
Just keep being a nice guy. For every nice guy out there that gets shit on by a girl he loves, there is a nice girl who has recently realized that she has been dating assholes and wants to make a change.

In the meantime beer is cheaper than therapy.

 be::

sac

[desmoquattro]

Dude, ...
The moral of the story:
Just keep being a nice guy. For every nice guy out there that gets shit on by a girl he loves, there is a nice girl who has recently realized that she has been dating assholes and wants to make a change.

In the meantime beer is cheaper than therapy.

 wt: wt: wt: wt:

Be a nice guy, but don't let anyone trample all over you. You will find happiness...as long as you keep your eyes open and put a smile on your face.

[eltristo]

wt: wt: wt: wt:

Be a nice guy, but don't let anyone trample all over you. You will find happiness...as long as you keep your eyes open and put a smile on your face.

... and a foil-wrapped cucumber down your pants.