The DMF officiel "I've impaired myself” threed....

[teddy037.3]

The liquor store in my current town is a tragedy, and I needed a change of pace from cheap beer.

I'd offer up some vino, but the bottle's almost gone. 

[RAT900]

Worst shit I ever tried to pour down my gullet was Frangelico Liqueur

I decided it was better to endure the shakes and wait for the liquor store to open

that is how bad that shit was

[teddy037.3]

Worst shit I ever tried to pour down my gullet was Frangelico Liqueur

as a mixer it isn't horrible.

I'd never drink it straight.


could be worse. you could drink that gin or vodka from the bottom shelf at the safeway that comes in a plastic jug with a handle in it.

[zarn02]

could be worse. you could drink that gin or vodka from the bottom shelf at the safeway that comes in a plastic jug with a handle in it.

I remember too many college nights lost to Bartons vodka, in the 1.75L plastic jug, that's been the "new shatterproof!" design for about ten years (and probably longer). Why waste money on the label, eh? I'm sure they use the money they saved for, uh... hookers and blow? Sure as make the beast with two backs aren't spending it on making the product better.

[zarn02]

Also, just an FYI to all an sundry: McCormick vanilla vodka is make the beast with two backsing terrible.

[RAT900]

could be worse. you could drink that gin or vodka from the bottom shelf at the safeway that comes in a plastic jug with a handle in it.

I did, used to drink it right there in the store, first thing I would drop in the basket to make "food shopping" a more pleasurable experience  

would leave the (sometimes) unfinished bottle tucked in with the Cheerio's in the cereal aisle

[teddy037.3]

I remember too many college nights lost to Bartons vodka, in the 1.75L plastic jug, that's been the "new shatterproof!" design for about ten years (and probably longer). Why waste money on the label, eh? I'm sure they use the money they saved for, uh... hookers and blow? Sure as make the beast with two backs aren't spending it on making the product better.

I did, used to drink it right there in the store, first thing I would drop in the basket to make "food shopping" a more pleasurable experience 

would leave the (sometimes) unfinished bottle tucked in with the Cheerio's in the cereal aisle

and this is why I feel so comfy in this thd 

[RAT900]

Also, just an FYI to all an sundry: McCormick vanilla vodka is make the beast with two backsing terrible.

hey if it gets the job done....like fatty make the beast with two backsing  

anything flavored or sweetened or mentholated or hosed down in perfume is usually because it is sub-par in its inherent state

[teddy037.3]

anything flavored or sweetened or mentholated or hosed down in perfume is usually because it is sub-par in its inherent state

I would just like to point out that hangar 1's chipotle vodka is an exception to this otherwise steadfast rule.

[RAT900]

I remember too many college nights lost to Bartons vodka, in the 1.75L plastic jug, that's been the "new shatterproof!" design for about ten years (and probably longer). Why waste money on the label, eh? I'm sure they use the money they saved for, uh... hookers and blow? Sure as make the beast with two backs aren't spending it on making the product better.

make the beast with two backsing Bartons made vodka??  Back around 1981 I was stuck in a Holiday Inn in Milan Tennessee for 4 weeks in an ITT Switching Equipment training class....IIRC it was a dry county....we (classmates and I) went to a bootlegger on the other side of the tracks one Sunday...got a few bottles of "Very Old Barton's Bourbon"

That shit gave me a muddy water moonshine hangover like I had never experienced in my then younger years

We re-named it Very Recent Barton's...

what godawful rat piss that was

and the buzz was something like drinking while having the flu...

yeah you got drunk but you also felt worse as you got drunker

[zarn02]

A more efficient booze... bringing you the drunk and the hung-over at the same time.

[RAT900]

A more efficient booze... bringing you the drunk and the hung-over at the same time.

Hell yes...that shit was so bad it couldn't even wait to start punishing you...

had to get on it from the first gulp forward, it was the true benchmark of bad booze

falling somewhere below rusty truck radiator distilled shine

that shit damn near put me on the wagon before my time was due

[teddy037.3]

awwshiet.  no more wine.

[RAT900]

awwshiet.  no more wine.

got a 24 Hour Safeway nearby?....might be time to go food shopping  

[teddy037.3]

got a 24 Hour Safeway nearby?....might be time to go food shopping  

oh, there is   

I just meant there's no open wine left.

still got 20-some-odd bottles in the other room