It has been very sad to see PedroBot (that kills me
) having such a hard time lately! His pucker tolerance must be on verge of being superhuman/alien
because as much as he wrecks, he still rides amazingly well.
Anyway, while they were operating on his hand from the crash in Germany, they wanted to check for brain damage so they hooked him up to a computer and found something very disturbing.
They were able to capture only one image from the download.........
(sensetive viewers should not view the following image)
A heated argument apparently broke out among the doctors as to whether they were plugged into his brains Pain center or Pleasure center.
Repsol engineers have called in experts from NASA to help analyze the image and it's profound implications. They are unsure what connection this new information has to his series of crashes this season.
More information will be made available as we are updated by TEAM REPSOL.
Until then.....
BTW... all the best to our little spanish yard knome.
and.............Yeah Vale!!!!!