knees down on the street.....

[duccarlos]

I'm short and I try not to drag my knee on the track. I've done it, but it felt weird and unneccesary. I would rather tuck it close to the bike. My huge ass hangs off so much I don't need to drag the knee to actually tip the bike over. On the street? I live in Florida, the land of no turns, so it won't happen.

[Grampa]

get ass pucks

[duccarlos]

You mean hip pucks. I don't plan on landing on my ass any time soon.

[Grampa]

You mean hip pucks. I don't plan on landing on my ass any time soon.

I've never been hip

[duccarlos]

Per our friend Huey Lewis, it's hip to be square

[Grampa]

Per our friend Huey Lewis, it's hip to be square

well there ya go..... my pucks are oval shaped.



= not hip

[duccarlos]

oval = ghey

[ducpainter]

you silly kids...

go get a job.

[Grampa]

you silly kids...

go get a job.

I did.... and how I cant hang out with you 

[duccarlos]

I am working. Working from home not only allows me to constantly post, but also allows me to do so while naked.

[R0CKETMAN]

you silly kids...

go get a job.

to pay for comedy lessons

[El Matador]

oval = ghey

My pucks are triangular. Does that mean I swing both ways

[duccarlos]

My pucks are triangular. Does that mean I swing both ways

It means you're a eunuch.

[DesmoLu]

It means you're a eunuch.

I can assure you, he most definitely is not. 

Do you have anyone that can say the same for you?

And what exactly would no pucks be?

[Gus Duc]

BP........

I saw you do it two years ago on Hwy 58.........course you were in the dirt & on the wrong side of the road......you were going slow though

That caused a big change too.........brought you to the "Dark" side