Sonofa......

[r_ciao]

sheesh.  new parent/rookie mistake.
i guarantee there will be more "moments" like that.
ever think about putting a sensor on your front gate that lets you know when someone is approaching?

getting much sleep lately?  best of health to the three of you.

Ciao!

[SacDuc]

I would just like to recap:

"Hey guys, something silly happened. heehee."

"HOLY make the beast with two backs YOU BETTER GO GET SOME make the beast with two backsING GUNS!! YOU MAY NOT LIVE THROUGH IT NEXT TIME!!"


sac

[ducatiz]

That would be just great with a toddler around.

I have two toddlers around, they don't mind my machine gun collection at all.

[derby]

I would just like to recap:

"Hey guys, something silly happened. heehee."

"HOLY make the beast with two backs YOU BETTER GO GET SOME make the beast with two backsING GUNS!! YOU MAY NOT LIVE THROUGH IT NEXT TIME!!"


sac

[Popeye the Sailor]

I would just like to recap:

"Hey guys, something silly happened. heehee."

"HOLY make the beast with two backs YOU BETTER GO GET SOME make the beast with two backsING GUNS!! YOU MAY NOT LIVE THROUGH IT NEXT TIME!!"


sac

Thank you.


I've never seen a more paranoid group.

[ducatiz]

Shhhh... They are listening...

[cyrus buelton]

Thank you.


I've never seen a more paranoid group.

didn't know possessing a gun collection = paranoia

or carrying a gun to be paranoia

[muskrat]

[muskrat]

you could reprint this and turn it into wallpaper for your living room so when people look in they shit their pants

[cyrus buelton]

you could reprint this and turn it into wallpaper for your living room so when people look in they shit their pants

No joke, I used to work with an IT guy who's basement somewhat looked like that.

It was pretty wild.

Of course the center piece was a WWII era .50cal machine gun.

He had some separate alarm system for the basement that detonated pepper bombs or spray if tripped.

It was pretty funny

[muskrat]

He had some separate alarm system for the basement that detonated pepper bombs or spray if tripped.

now that's a guy worth meeting 

[SacDuc]

didn't know possessing a gun collection = paranoia

or carrying a gun to be paranoia

Maybe not paranoid. But that fact that the gun nuts on this board just can make the beast with two backsing help but completely jack a thread at the slightest mention of gun (because there's not already 50,000 gun threads on this board) makes them kinda douchey.

sac

[cyrus buelton]

now that's a guy worth meeting 

Oh he's a character

Maybe not paranoid. But that fact that the gun nuts on this board just can make the beast with two backsing help but completely jack a thread at the slightest mention of gun (because there's not already 50,000 gun threads on this board) makes them kinda douchey.

sac

I think unknown noises in a house ultimately leads to a bunch of us "2nd amendment nuts" recommending a firearm purchase.

Ask my dumbass neighbor 2 doors down what happens when you try to open a sliding door of my house at 4am.

You might buy some new panties; he ended up doing that.

[DRKWNG]

what about the moat?

Screw the moat, where the hell was that black knight of yours in your potential time of need? 

[Triple J]

Just wait until the 1st time he sleeps through the night, and you both rush into his room at 2am (and maybe again at 4) to see if he's OK.

...and then you do it again the next 3 times he sleeps through the night until you get used to it!