Things I learned at DIMBY.

Started by Pip, July 26, 2010, 05:14:05 PM

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Pip

If you have to talk to a cop, bring a lawyer.

Stella WILL take a picture of you without you knowing it.

A 5 lb. can of Bush's Baked Beans is actually a low grade explosive.

There is no end to Statler's love and adoration of his wife. (Even when she isn't in earshot!!)

The word "structure" is WIDE open for interpretation.

Nate's laugh should be trademarked.

Care Bears have VERY LOOSE morals.

Zeke WILL find any water in the vicinity.

Don't hold the hot sausage pan in your lap!!

There are more Harleys in New Hampshire than there are mosquitoes.

There are less helmets in New Hampshire than there are at the North Pole.

Kevin can be trusted to bring the beans.

It's not a barn, it's a "bahn".

.380 ACP is potent enough to put down any threatening toaster.

Travis can turn almost anything into a firework.

Tractors can WHEELY?

Mary is a coffee-making MACHINE!!

There is no use in trying to resist singing a rousing chorus of Wild Cherry's "Play That Funky Music".

I met some of the greatest people in the world because of a motorcycle.



Feel free to add more as you see fit.
"You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology."

Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?

The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: The DIMBY Pip on July 26, 2010, 05:14:05 PM
If you have to talk to a cop, bring a lawyer.

Stella WILL take a picture of you without you knowing it.

A 5 lb. can of Bush's Baked Beans is actually a low grade explosive.

There is no end to Statler's love and adoration of his wife. (Even when she isn't in earshot!!)

The word "structure" is WIDE open for interpretation.

Nate's laugh should be trademarked.

Care Bears have VERY LOOSE morals.

Zeke WILL find any water in the vicinity.

Don't hold the hot sausage pan in your lap!!

There are more Harleys in New Hampshire than there are mosquitoes.

There are less helmets in New Hampshire than there are at the North Pole.

Kevin can be trusted to bring the beans.

It's not a barn, it's a "bahn".

.380 ACP is potent enough to put down any threatening toaster.

Travis can turn almost anything into a firework.

Tractors can WHEELY?

Mary is a coffee-making MACHINE!!

There is no use in trying to resist singing a rousing chorus of Wild Cherry's "Play That Funky Music".

I met some of the greatest people in the world because of a motorcycle.



Feel free to add more as you see fit.


[clap] [clap] [clap]

I feel as though I were there, and wish I was able to make it....  Next year I'll plan on staying unemployed and not getting a new job 'til after DIMBY.  Or, staying employed and just using vacation days instead.  [thumbsup]


[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Statler

It was great you made it, Pip.    crazy long drive.     [thumbsup]
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

Monsterlover

Yeah Pip. You're a nutter.

Glad to meet you

[thumbsup]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

KnightofNi

i think polly has a list of quotes from dimby.

glad you made it up and back in one piece pip!
next time don't go up 95. the "back" way is much more fun. and scenic too!
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Stella

Quote from: The DIMBY Pip on July 26, 2010, 05:14:05 PM
I met some of the greatest people in the world because of a motorcycle.

I was thinking the SAME thing yesterday as we were headed home.  Who knew when I first took that monster out for a test ride.....


[thumbsup]  + 11tybillion
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

herm

so touching.... :'(


seriously though,....great to meet and re meet everyone!
This map is upside down, the plan is written in crayon, and the weather forecast is from 2011.

jc.cyberdemon

will be there next year, and will stay for the whole weekend!

KnightofNi

something else we learned....there is a difference between looking, staring, and leering.  [laugh]
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

dolci

I will definitely be there next year.
Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing; however, they can still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

2005 620ie
1998 GS500E - gone

Monsterlover

Another thing we learned-

not ok to draw penises on someones face with a sharpie

but if you use white-out then it's ok

[laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Popeye the Sailor

Quote from: Monsterlover on July 27, 2010, 09:27:58 AM
Another thing we learned-

not ok to draw penises on someones face with a sharpie

but if you use white-out then it's ok

[laugh]

I thought it was fine as long as they passed out prior to removing their shoes, and you used your own junk as a template for added humiliation.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Charlief

#12
My wife Jill wasn't  going to attend. She didn't want to intrude on my private time with my motorcycle buddies. I told her "hey nobody likes me anyway... they might like me better if you come along. "  [cheeky]

She had a great time! And didn't realize all the great people that I socialize with. I will call you friends instead of Internet buddies.


Got Duc

you guys mean there are real people on here?
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

KnightofNi

Quote from: Charlief on July 27, 2010, 11:48:27 AM
My wife Jill wasn't  going to attend. She didn't want to intrude on my private time with my motorcycle buddies. I told her "hey nobody likes me anyway... they might like me better if you come along. "  [cheeky]

She had a great time! And didn't realize all the great people that I socialize with. I will call you friends instead of Internet buddies.



you're all still creepy internet friends to me  [cheeky]
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)