PISSING MATCH THREAD!!

Started by SacDuc, July 27, 2010, 01:19:11 PM

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ducatiz

Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 30, 2010, 05:39:26 AM
You are very infatuated with male genitalia.



you're projecting again.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

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zooom

pissing and male genitalia do in fact go together...almost hand in hand ( depending on how you are hung of course)
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ducatiz

Quote from: zooom on July 30, 2010, 11:09:13 AM
pissing and male genitalia do in fact go together...almost hand in hand ( depending on how you are hung of course)

very true, but here is why jud is confused:

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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

cyrus buelton

Quote from: ducatiz on July 30, 2010, 11:24:33 AM
very true, but here is why jud is confused:



I prefer some hemostat's
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swampduc

Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 30, 2010, 11:32:35 AM
I prefer some hemostat's
Ouch! Is it the serrations that turn you on?
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zooom

Quote from: swampduc on July 30, 2010, 11:48:52 AM
Ouch! Is it the serrations that turn you on?

no..the clamping ability so he can stand on the mirror and look down and assume exactly what he is looking at!...LOL
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SacDuc



For people who call other people gay for not getting a boner over a gun, you guys sure talk about cock a lot.

HATERS GONNA HATE.

lethe

Quote from: SacDuc on July 30, 2010, 12:06:41 PM

For people who call other people gay for not getting a boner over a gun, you guys sure talk about cock a lot.


it's a gun of a different sort, mine belches a five foot flame and puts 6 inch diameter holes in cement block walls
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fastwin


cyrus buelton

Quote from: SacDuc on July 30, 2010, 12:06:41 PM
For people who call other people gay for not getting a boner over a gun, you guys sure talk about cock a lot.

We are all Roman Warriors; we like battle weapons and cock.
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Quote from: fastwin on July 30, 2010, 12:12:19 PM
This is just so wrong! [laugh] [laugh]
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cyrus buelton

Quote from: lethe on July 30, 2010, 12:17:34 PM
That's what my wife says every time we tend to her burns.


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Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 30, 2010, 12:18:35 PM

www.valtrex.com
concentrated degreaser does the same job for less money
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badgalbetty

Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 30, 2010, 05:33:12 AM
Congrats, you pissed further than me  [thumbsup]
wasnt difficult, the toilet I sit on is on 8 foot stilts........gravity is a wonderful thing. Maybe you should try it next time you want to get into a pissing match with a girl [laugh] This was for all the women you have pissed off on this forum,and any other forum you frequent. You see Juddddddddd its not all about you baby, Its all about me..........ya know why? Because baby I am make the beast with two backsing Fabulous and you.........you are just a man.  [cheeky]
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