Craigslist Crack Addicts

[kingbaby]

http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mcy/1848045374.html

My Reply:
#1: No you do not have 5k in upgrades. Actually, you don't have 2.5k worth.
#2: I have an 08 1098S that isn't a "stall" bike & missed all three recalls & I'd take 15 for it (And that's too much).
#3: " If your looking for something different that stands out from the rest, this is it."  No it doesn't.
#4: Forged rim stickers on cast wheels...really?
#5: Spell check is your friend.

OH, #6: What the hell does "Smoothed" mean?

QUACK QUACK

[gratefulduc]

hhahahahahaah!!!! i saw tht the other day i thought the same thing...muhahahaha

[Randimus Maximus]

It's probably the "custom built and tuned rear mufflers" that are driving up the cost. 

I wonder what he did to the "front" mufflers. 

[Luv A Duc]

It's probably the "custom built and tuned rear mufflers" that are driving up the cost. 

I wonder what he did to the "front" mufflers. 

No it is those "upgraded" rim stickers! Those are VERY rare!:)

[Cloner]

Wonder if he has to return the "Rental" grips if he sells it.  Most rental places don't like it when their stuff doesn't come back!

Rental....Renthal....what's the difference?

[kingbaby]

I've got some ocean front property in Arizona up on CL. 

 " If your looking for something different that stands out from the rest, this is it."

hahahahaha

[kingbaby]

So, I post my Pit Bull stand on CL @ $80, and the first person that emailed (within 10min.) said "If you still have it, I'll give you $40...CASH right now"
 I sent back, "WOW...CASH? Come on over! I live at 666 Fantasy make the beast with two backsin' Island Dr. See you soon".

Douche Bag

 

[Randimus Maximus]

So, I post my Pit Bull stand on CL @ $80, and the first person that emailed (within 10min.) said "If you still have it, I'll give you $40...CASH right now"
 I sent back, "WOW...CASH? Come on over! I live at 666 Fantasy make the beast with two backsin' Island Dr. See you soon".

Douche Bag

 

Reminds me of when I sold my house in ABQ a few years back.  Received an offer 8 hours after listing it for $5K less than asking price.  I countered at asking price. 

[kingbaby]

  I countered at asking price. 

You just made my day. hahahahaha

[Cloner]

So, I post my Pit Bull stand on CL @ $80, and the first person that emailed (within 10min.) said "If you still have it, I'll give you $40...CASH right now"
 I sent back, "WOW...CASH? Come on over! I live at 666 Fantasy make the beast with two backsin' Island Dr. See you soon".

Douche Bag

 

I think your new avatar says it all, KB.  Nice response!

[kingbaby]

I think your new avatar says it all, KB.  Nice response!

Thanks.   Seriously, When people do/say things that make me feel smart... I feel sorry for them.