F*CK IT!

[SacDuc]

Are you ethnic as well, so we can down two birds with one stone?

It'd be convenient for paperwork purposes, that's all I'm sayin'...

Here's the moderator we need:

A bald, bisexual, myopic, paraplegic, hermaphrodite midget with a cleft palate, hair lip, lisp, unibrow, buck teeth and webbed toes afflicted with Aspergers Syndrome and heterochromia of czech/nigerian/korean/canadian/argentinian decent.

Then if we are about to post something offensive we can run it past him/her to see if it is okay. The logic is perfect!

sac

[bigiain]

Here's the moderator we need:

A bald, bisexual, myopic, paraplegic, hermaphrodite midget with a cleft palate, hair lip, lisp, unibrow, buck teeth and webbed toes afflicted with Aspergers Syndrome and heterochromia of czech/nigerian/korean/canadian/argentinian decent.

My girl's laughing at you lot over my shoulder, and she says you left out "Vietnam vet" and "9/11 survivor".

Big

[badgalbetty]

I dont think I am going any near this one folks!
 
BGB

[CapnCrunch]

It's been awhile since I stopped by here, but while I was gone you pregnant doges got a lot less boring.

think I'll stay for a bit

[Pedro-bot]

WTF?!  

Repeat after me ladies and gents:
I
am
sofa
king
we
todd
ed

Yes, you all are. LOL

Was watching THE DEPARTED. That's the best line I've ever heard. Just wanted to share is all. You guys/gays/gals crack me up.  

[CapnCrunch]

Annnnnnnnd, back to boring.

[zarn02]

make the beast with two backs it, dude. Let's go bowling.

[Pedro-bot]

Here's the short version of the movie, in case you need a refresher or live under a rock.

The Departed, F*cking Short Version

[1KDS]

[The Bacon Junkie]

Scott's not so great these days

in 1988

sure he was great

maybe even up into 1995

but now Scott's just tryin to hang on until retirement

hoping the company doesn't have any reason to piss test him

and

find out he's been high for the last 8 years

it's not his fault really

going to work every day trying to live up to "Great"

when deep down Scott has always known he is mediocre at best

Here's the moderator we need:

A bald, bisexual, myopic, paraplegic, hermaphrodite midget with a cleft palate, hair lip, lisp, unibrow, buck teeth and webbed toes afflicted with Aspergers Syndrome and heterochromia of czech/nigerian/korean/canadian/argentinian decent.

Then if we are about to post something offensive we can run it past him/her to see if it is okay. The logic is perfect!

sac

...and now there's water all over my keyboard. 
It came out my nose. 
Thanks Sac.

[duccarlos]

This sucks. Let's go back to gay jokes. Then we can move on to minorities.

[The Bacon Junkie]

Yeah, so what was the point of this thread again?  You're out of Lube again? 

[zarn02]

This sucks. Let's go back to gay jokes. Then we can move on to minorities.

Ooh! Ooh! I got one!

*cough*

Lesbians are so gay that they prefers the company of women.




Edited so as to not also be a "yo momma" joke. Have to stick to the subject at hand.

[DoubleEagle]