thread about me

Started by Porsche Monkey, August 17, 2010, 03:37:44 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

VisceralReaction

Quote from: badgalbetty on August 17, 2010, 06:17:20 PM
er hum................I change my own tires, do all my own maintainenece, used to work for Suzui as a mechanic, can cook ,clean and dont have a drug/alcohol habit.I am employed and have my own bank account that is not overdrawn!Am I mythical the Ducati chick ye seek? BTW not related to Mrs I.................
BGB. [laugh]

Erica you are a rare rare girl! I envy the guy that gets you!
There are squirrels juggling knives in my head

DesmoDiva

Sorry to hear about your big D.

Sounds like your handling it well and have a positive outlook.   [thumbsup]

Quote from: Porsche Monkey on August 17, 2010, 03:42:21 PM
I'm looking for the mythical ducati chick. The one that's super hot, loves to ride, and takes care of her own maintenance.  [thumbsup]

Most of us are taken.   ;)   8)
'01 ST4 Yellow
'02 ST4s Yellow

DoubleEagle

Try the Ukraine or Czech Republic.

They may not be able to ride a duc ...but there sure are a lot of HOT ones looking to get out of there.

Think how much fun to teach them.

Dolph     :)
'08 Ducati 1098 R    '09 BMW K 1300 GT   '10 BMW S 1000 RR

Shortest sentence...." I am "   Longest sentence ... " I Do "

ducatiz

Quote from: DoubleEagle on August 19, 2010, 10:04:18 PM
Try the Ukraine or Czech Republic.

They may not be able to ride a duc ...but there sure are a lot of HOT ones looking to get out of there.

Think how much fun to teach them.

Dolph     :)

yeah sure.. while you learn how much partying they did in college while "dancing" to make ends meet.

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

rgramjet

Just ask Mel.....and/or Timothy
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

swampduc

Single again?
Jesus and I were talking about another hill country trip this fall. You could ride more than a day this time  [beer]
Respeta mi autoridad!

Porsche Monkey

Your damn right I can [thumbsup]  Bring it on buddy.   ;D
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


cyrus buelton

Sorry about the news dude.

or

maybe congrats is in order if that is what you both want.

Either way, it has to be a tough thing to go through.

Wish you the best in moving on to a next chapter in your life.
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

Porsche Monkey

Quote from: cyrus buelton on August 20, 2010, 08:04:18 AM
Sorry about the news dude.

or

maybe congrats is in order if that is what you both want.

Either way, it has to be a tough thing to go through.

Wish you the best in moving on to a next chapter in your life.


Hey what's up buddy. Welcome back and thanks. I am actually pretty happy with it. I guess she is too since it was what she wanted. Unfortunately for her, her car is acting up. No I didn't do anything to it. Unfortunately for me, I told her I would fix it. Shes paying for parts.  No way in hell will anything come out of this.  I am enjoying seeing my paycheck again.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


cyrus buelton

Quote from: Porsche Monkey on August 20, 2010, 09:53:00 AM

Hey what's up buddy. Welcome back and thanks. I am actually pretty happy with it. I guess she is too since it was what she wanted. Unfortunately for her, her car is acting up. No I didn't do anything to it. Unfortunately for me, I told her I would fix it. Shes paying for parts.  No way in hell will anything come out of this.  I am enjoying seeing my paycheck again.

Just noticed your JudddDDDD under you name

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Glad you are happy  [thumbsup]
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

Porsche Monkey

^^^ thought you would like it. ;D
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


cyrus buelton

Quote from: Porsche Monkey on August 20, 2010, 11:49:24 AM
^^^ thought you would like it. ;D

I'm not sure I like your hero member, but now that you are soon to be a free man, how about we meet at the Blue Oyster Bar one night for beers and dancing?

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

rgramjet

Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

akmnstr

Quote from: cyrus buelton on August 20, 2010, 12:25:02 PM
I'm not sure I like your hero member, but now that you are soon to be a free man, how about we meet at the Blue Oyster Bar one night for beers and dancing?



I didn't think that this was "that" kind of forum.  
But the way I look at it, if it is two consenting adults it is none of my business.  
"you may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas!!" Davey Crockett & AKmnstr

"An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men."
Charles Darwin

"I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass." Marlon Brando

Grappa

#59
<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tdbt-sx5MDc?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tdbt-sx5MDc?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>
Ahh... but the servant waits, while the master baits.

Sometimes Aloha means Goodbye.