Gordon Ramsay full of fail

Started by jonnyconcrete, August 23, 2010, 01:55:07 AM

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redxblack

I can't imagine riding less than atgatt, beyond short circles in the parking lot in my condo complex. Being on the road with rolling phone booths means I have to be ready for anything. In a post-apocalyptic world where there are no cars, I'd ride naked. Other people scare the gear onto me.

MendoDave

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Looking for a better photo but this is what these guys wear.

CHP



City cops in some small city in So Cal



Northern Ireland police

duccarlos

I was looking around for a pic of the CHP gear, but could only find this:


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MendoDave


Kopfjager

Quote from: duccarlos on August 27, 2010, 05:08:20 AM
He also lifted his visor quite a few times. What would have happened if a bee would have come flying into his helmet?

The bee would have either landed on a fries or got stuck in the shake.
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SacDuc



Question regarding the Ireland Police: do they have a gun holstered on the other hip too? You know, so you don't have to let off of the throttle to squeeze off a few rounds.   [evil]

sac
HATERS GONNA HATE.

KRJ


   In Ireland, they prolly have a vision guided missle launcher on the bike!!    But that is why You have left hand shoulder holster elsewhere..
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ducatiz

Quote from: SacDuc on August 27, 2010, 10:37:06 AM

Question regarding the Ireland Police: do they have a gun holstered on the other hip too? You know, so you don't have to let off of the throttle to squeeze off a few rounds.   [evil]

sac

that's not a gun, that's a whisky dispenser, like a bartender's fountain.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

arai_speed

Does that Police bike really need an Akra system?  Aren't they all about regulating emissions and noise pollution?   ???

Stinky Wizzleteats

Quote from: arai_speed on August 27, 2010, 11:46:39 AM
Does that Police bike really need an Akra system? 

Yes. For when they race in the Northwest 200.  ;)

Quote from: arai_speed on August 27, 2010, 11:46:39 AM
Aren't they all about regulating emissions and noise pollution?   ???

They can do whatever the make the beast with two backs they want. They are the POlice.  [leo]


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I like a drink. You know when people say 'I like a drink as much as the next man'? Not if I'm the next man, you don't.

arai_speed

Quote from: Stinky Wizzleteats on August 27, 2010, 12:42:50 PM
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They can do whatever the make the beast with two backs they want. They are the POlice.  [leo]


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Whaaattttt???? You mean they are not all law abiding citizens that follow the same rules they are set out to enforce?  That's just ludicrous!  ;)

Kopfjager

Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.