If I were rich.......

[Grampa]

limit your response to one sentence please



I'd be a philanthropist.

[badgalbetty]

those like me would get what they need.

[Rev. Millertime]

I'd either die of cirrhosis of the liver or in an explosion of twisted metal and high octane petrol in an obnoxiously expensive supercar.

[Kopfjager]

I'd be rich.

[Grampa]

I'd be rich.

[Lor]

If I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.

I'd build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen,
Right in the middle of the town.
A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below.
There would be one long staircase just going up,
And one even longer coming down,
And one more leading nowhere, just for show.

[r_ciao]

I would have lots of fun giving most of it away.

[DoubleEagle]

I'll settle for happy.

Dolph     

[Goat_Herder]

I'd buy myself an island and build a track on it.  The house would be an add-on to the garage right in the pit.  And the island would have no address and only accessible via a ferry.  And once a year, you guys can come over and compete in the Isle of Goat GP.  I would even have a Senior GP for the geezers on the board. 

[DoubleEagle]

I would even have a Senior GP for the geezers on the board. 

I resemble that remark !

Dolph   

[badgalbetty]

cool a track! oooooh can I come over and play ?

[causeofkaos]

@BP "a full on rapist"  <--Always sunny in Phillie 

[Triple J]

Some people can't read. 

I'd do 2 chicks at the same time. 

[zooom]

I would buy that Carbon fiber toilet that I thought was completely ridiculous otherwise and take a nice shiny steenky steaming supercar dump in it!

[triangleforge]

limit your response to one sentence please

I'd be a philanthropist.

Townes Van Zandt: "If you want good friends it's gonna cost ya."

Me, I always wanted a monkey.